Life in a Hamster Cage

As you know we are microscopic. The Evil G has locked us in a hamster cage - come to think of it, where did he get the hamster cage? He hasn't got a hamster!

yeh he has i sa it insid da darlek

Back to the darlek again. Pass some of that lettece.

urr......

Look, it's the only food we've got and--

wel da it was da last fod wi had

No it isn't - what about that hamster food over there?

i eat it

Mooney. What have I told you about eating too much? I suppose we could always eat the bedding. . .

dat is mud

Wait a minute, you know last night when there was a horrid smell and suddenly all this "mud" appeared - that was you wasn't it.

ar yu talken abot primeval?

No. Unless you haven't noticed, we haven't had access to a TV since beofre Gwith turned evil. I haven't seen a TV for what seems like years. . .

da guad let me wach som tv

What?! Hey. . .*Miranda lowers her voice to a whisper* D'ya reckon that guard is on our side?

no

Oh.

welurr i fink we better go to orlas now *ring ring* oh it is for yu miran

Hello? ..................... Dr Hope! Miss Glory!......................... Thank goodness!...........What do you mean....................What?! Oh...................ok...............Why do I need a banana? ................. Fine .....................Huh? .....................Oh ok fair enough .............. When will you come to try and rescue us? ............... THREE WEEKS?! HOW CAN WE WAIT THAT LONG!!!! Oh sorry, I thought you said three WEEKS.................. yeah............................... ok we'll be ready............ we will jus have to go without the banana becuase we haven't got one. Ok, see you then...........bye. *Miranda hangs up* They are coming to rescue us with an over allaborate plan that involves a banana, an empty barrel, a piece of garlic, three gold bars, 7 cosmic runes, 2 fire runes, a hammer-- wait a minute - this is my Runescape quest list. . . Wait. . . Ah ha! Here's the list I made earlier. . .

i is goin to hang miself i am so bord

No! Don't do that! We must be strong! And anyway, the plan won't work without you. Anyway, here's what we're going to need.............




*a few minutes later*




wi do we need a pot of edlerflor

I don't know, ask Dr Hope and Miss Glory. They sounded as if they knew what they were doing. . . I hope they do. I was juswt wondering why we need a banana, pot of elder flower and a picnic basket myself actually. . .

o wel anyway i hat don stewpid post byu by

Yes, we must fly dear ones! Got things to do!

*Miranda jumps heroicly into the hamster wheel. . . .*



yu not goin anywhere


Oh.

*Miranda gets out of the hamster wheel*