Escaping!

Miranda: We were running down the corridor! All of us - Mooney, Mad Monkey, Orlaigh, Miss Glory and Dr Hope (and me) having just escaped from the cell--

Mooney: no yu git we ar waking don da corideor

Miranda: Well you are! Everyone else is running.

Miss Glory: I'm not

Orlaigh: No, she isn't.

MM: yesh

Miranda: This is a very silly thing to stop walking for. We gotta get out of here other wise we will all be caught a suffer some terrible fate!

Orlaigh: By the way, congrats on being not-microscpoic.

Dr Hope: That was us - that was what the eldarflower, honey, picnic basket and banana was for.

Mooney: i se any mor questins befor we cary on?

Random old man:Yes! i want to know whats become of all that crispy bacon we had before the war eh? whats become! poor crisp! bang! *funeral music*

MM: wel dat was sily

*At this point the colour department quit the job becuase they they said they weren't being paid well enough*

Miranda: Come on we have to go! Before the Evil G catches--

Evil G: HAHA! I FOUND YOU! YOU DID NOT SEE MY CAMERAS? *the group look around at the walls, they are glissening with cameras*

Orlaigh: What a bummer. The whole plan was so carefully thought out we didn't put in the small factor of cameras. Fab.

Evil G: YES HAH! WHAT?

Wombat: well hello! i am wombat evans and this is plinky!

Plinky: yay! sorry we thought we'ed test out are new robot gwith on you but it malfunteced and it killed alot of people

Wombat: but still we need to ungag gwtih from our boiler room....

Plinky: soz.

Miranda: You mean to say that. . .

Orlaigh: That is a fake Gwithian.

Miranda: So we have been runnign around all over the place becuase a robot kidnapped me and Mooney?

*Plinky and Wombat open the back of Gwith's "head" to show and mass of wires all tangles and bleeping*

Wombat: we are sorry that we blew up the royal animal hospital but we will pay for it to be built again

Orlaigh: I'm not sure it's that simple.

Miranda: My brother's a robot. . .

Dr Hope: Actually, he's not - that a robot version of him

Orlaigh: Shut up Dr Hope.

Plinky: well this is going in the bin! *plinky and wombat bring out sledge hammers and smash it to a pulp*

Miranda: I can't belive this! Months and months of blogger plotlines in which Gwithian turned out to be Evil and kidnapped me and Mooney and then Orlaigh and Mad Monkey try to rescue us but get thrown into jail in the process then it turns out Hope and Glory have a plan and get Orlaigh and MM out of jail and come up with an eleborate plan to rescue us and it all turns out that Plinky and Wombat built and robot that went wild and that the real Gwithain is bound and gagged in a boiler room somewhere.

Wombat: yes well, you know that guard? that was me and plinky standing on top of eachother! hey you know when the guard fell down and crashed and there was some loud screams! thatwas us i sneezed and plinky fell over!

Miranda: I thought there was something fishy about that guard. . .

Wombat:yes well plinky had had lunch at fishy king and fish donualds so he smelt of fish all the way

Plinky: Hey! you had fish too you knwo! you had fish and chips!

Miss Glory: Wait a minute, what about the Crazy Professer? Where does he come into this?

Wombat: what crazy professer? hang on... plinky what were you saying about that giant dol you got... oh no

Plinky: oh him i stuck my hamsters in him he is a robot too!

Miranda: So the Crazy Professer is just too hamsters?!

Plinky: yep there both boys.

Miss Glory: Ooh, single?

Wombat: yep single and ready for you. . .

Dr Hope and Miss Glory: OOH! *Hope and Glory get out their hand held mirrors and start applying makeup*

Wombat: hmm wel; me and plinky won't be makin any more machines wel we plinky? plinky?

*plinky is trying to make a kind of vacum out of the bits of gwith*

Wombat: nooooooooooooo!!! *wombat smashes it to a pulp*

Plinky: Oh ok....

Miranda: Can we get out of here? I know all the enemy have turned out to be robots but this place makes me shiver. . .

Orlaigh: Why are there over 3000 cells if you two were the only prisoners?

Miranda: Don't ask me.

Plinky: urrr there wern't it an optical islosion that agent g made for us

Miranda: I've heard it all now. Hey, Orlaigh - do you reckon this could be a dream? And in just minutes one of us will wake up and exclaim "What a terrible dream!"?

Orlaigh: I don't know. I'm starting to think anything is possible. I mean, someone who has experianced taking gerbils, Evil Robots, Jail, a plan with elderflower involved, thousands of cameras and a vat of wax must have--

Wombat: oh orlaigh that vat of wax was actually ice cream

Orlaigh: --Vat of ice creams must have been mad to even start being an agent to a Monkey.

MM: wel i fink pinky and wombt ar ver stewpid

Wombat: well actually your the stupid one could you make a robot of gwithian?

Dr Hope: Now, now boys break it up.

Miss Glory: Yeah, come on Hope, we have to get back to Phoebe and Matilda before they realize we're gone!

Dr Hope: And we have to get thaat golden onion back to HQ

Miss Glory: See ya!

*the Gerbils dash off round the corner*

Plinky: wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME LOOK AT THAT GOLDEN ONIEN hmmm stand bakc!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hades: ah zo you have found my cover.

Wombat: Plinky!

Plinky: yes?

Wombat: Sledge hammers!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bang bang bang bang*

*hades is sitting there a normal dog barking cheerfully at orlaigh*

Orlaigh: I never thought I'd feel sorry for that dog. Can we rename him, MM?

MM: ur no i am mm and i not having dog caled mm

Wombat: nah she means rename him somthing else like bernard

Miranda: Not Bernard! How about. . . . . . . .Winky?

Plinky: mmm..... yeah i like that now that is the end


They all lived happily ever

Darlek: Exterminate

Wombat: doh!

The End