Brainwave!

helo it is me agin and i is stil stuck in de sel wif dis stewpid mirand

Hey! I'm not stupid! You're the stupid one for trying to get us outa here by blowing up the boiler!

dat was yur folt

How is it my fault? I was against the stupid plan from the start! Who was it who asked the gaurd to get him a stick of dynitmite?

my invisbl friwnd

I've heard it all now. . . Hey, come to think of it - how come the gaurd at the door just handed us a stick of dynitmite when we asked? How come he had one in his pocket? AND WHY DID THE GAURD LOOK DIFFERENT TO ALL THE OTHERS?!

shtu up i am tring to lisen

Listen to what?! There's nothing to listen to in this pointless, stupid, smelly boiler room! If you can call it that seeing as someone blew up the boiler.

i did dat beecoz bi bloing up da boler i got som wires

And how are wires gunno help this sticky situation?

i hav my ipod

Oh great! Joy of joys! We have an ipod!!! ALL BOW TO THE IPOD THAT'S GOING TO SAVE US!

wel not eggsackly da ipod is rechageing

Oh. Great. Fantastic. Hey, if you've had this ipod the whole time, how come we haven't had anything to listen to?

dat is da reson wi we is not lisening to anythink

Hmph. I jolly well hope that Orlaigh and Mad Monkey hurry up and save us. I can't believe my own BROTHER is threatening to kill us OVER A LIFE TIMES SUPPLY OF STUPID BLOODY GOGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey git it has rechageed and yu is not lisening

WHAT?! CAN LIFE GET ANY --

SHHHHHH i is tring to lisen


HERE IS WHAT THEY HEARD

SO HADES ARE THEY LOCKED UP SAFELY IN THE BOILER ROOM

Yes zey are. The guard changes every hour.

WHY EVERY HOUR WHY NOT EVERY DAY?

Becuase, when we did change it every day the guard fell asleep on ze job. So now we change it every MINUTE razther than every day.

OH WELL UM SO HAVE YOU GOT MESSY MONKEY, CHEEKY MONKEY AND PINKY MONKEY LOCKED UP?

Of Course sir. We will deal wiz zem later. . .

. . . . . . .

O!

m!

G! They've got Cheeky, Messy and Pinky locked up too! Orlaigh is going to have to be one brave and clever girl to rescue everyone!

o wel

And Mad Monkey of course.

hm yes *ring ring* o helo?.............. mad monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!........wat?...........oh dam.............mirand

. . .Whaaaat. . .?

orla and mi cosin hav ben cat bi da police for steling

Oh *Miranda utters a digusting swear word which the guard at the door turns round at*

go away yu gurd

Sorry Sir. *The Guard turns away*

What are we going to now? Orlaigh and Mad Monkey were our only hope!

hey stop dis bloggie now cuz mi fone creditt is runing owt

*DUN DUN DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

and yu shut up aswel