L.P: So what is your name?
um my name is Wombat Evans and this is Plinky Evans
hi
and um this monkey thing here is--
i am not a monkey thing i am a dragon
That was perfect spelling...
L.P: so why are you all here?
(they all look and mooney monkey)
*wimper* um i dont no!
OK fine we are penguins
(wombat and plinky take of there costumes)
L.P: but hang on if the monkey is a dragon then--
tada! (mooney monkey does a sort of stripper thing and pulls off his t-shirt you can probably guess what has happened here.)
L.P: Yuck.
flippin'eck
(just then E.P bursts in (see last post))
E.P: Now what is-- ahhhhhh!!!!! a naked monkey! first a squirrel in the house now a naked monkey!
Um um! aha! (wombat has found a pair of frilli pants and puts them over mooney)
(then another person bursts in! But there is no one there and then they look down and see a army of tiny people lead by Snibril, Pismire, Glurk, Brocando and Bane!)
flippin'eck
This just gets better and better...
(snibril will be know as S.B)
S.B: Goodness the world is fantastic out of the carpet!
L.P: Carpet? d you live in a carpet?
(from the tiny army a wight barges to the front)
(the wight will be known as W.T)
W.T: I rember this in the furture! terrible things will happen
S.B Men we must attack! To arms men!
(one of the deftmene raises one hand)
S.B; Yes?
D.M(Deftmene): what does that mean? We all have two arms!
S.B: That means to battle!
D.M: Oh! ok charrrggee!
S.C(squad commander): sqaaaaud one.......fire!!!! goooo baccckkk sqqaaaauud two foward!.......fiiiiiire! sqqqaauuud one reload squuad one forward!
Whoa.
L.P: OW! you shot me in the foot
(from the window) whatr will happen nooo!! (suddenly a dragon pulls on the ladder he is standing on and italics guy falls.)
G.D: hrrrr!!!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment