Thursday, 30 July 2009

Best place ever........not.... and scary....

L.P: So what is your name?

um my name is Wombat Evans and this is Plinky Evans

hi

and um this monkey thing here is--

i am not a monkey thing i am a dragon

That was perfect spelling...

L.P: so why are you all here?

(they all look and mooney monkey)

*wimper* um i dont no!

OK fine we are penguins

(wombat and plinky take of there costumes)

L.P: but hang on if the monkey is a dragon then--

tada! (mooney monkey does a sort of stripper thing and pulls off his t-shirt you can probably guess what has happened here.)

L.P: Yuck.

flippin'eck

(just then E.P bursts in (see last post))

E.P: Now what is-- ahhhhhh!!!!! a naked monkey! first a squirrel in the house now a naked monkey!

Um um! aha! (wombat has found a pair of frilli pants and puts them over mooney)

(then another person bursts in! But there is no one there and then they look down and see a army of tiny people lead by Snibril, Pismire, Glurk, Brocando and Bane!)

flippin'eck

This just gets better and better...

(snibril will be know as S.B)

S.B: Goodness the world is fantastic out of the carpet!

L.P: Carpet? d you live in a carpet?

(from the tiny army a wight barges to the front)

(the wight will be known as W.T)

W.T: I rember this in the furture! terrible things will happen

S.B Men we must attack! To arms men!

(one of the deftmene raises one hand)

S.B; Yes?

D.M(Deftmene): what does that mean? We all have two arms!

S.B: That means to battle!

D.M: Oh! ok charrrggee!

S.C(squad commander): sqaaaaud one.......fire!!!! goooo baccckkk sqqaaaauud two foward!.......fiiiiiire! sqqqaauuud one reload squuad one forward!

Whoa.

L.P: OW! you shot me in the foot

(from the window) whatr will happen nooo!! (suddenly a dragon pulls on the ladder he is standing on and italics guy falls.)

G.D: hrrrr!!!!

Sunday, 26 July 2009

Dead blog (maybe)

This is wombat here and i have a very important message. We might have to close this blog off...

*faints*

Unless we don't get a plot line BOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!! we are dead ok?

hey wombat whats that thing over there? (plinky points to a weird object)

That looks like a house hang on! we are in a street!

Have you read the fire series?

yeah I have why?

Because this is house number 42 the penny kettles house...

O

M

GGGGGGGGGG!

mooney you ruined it

sozy

so um shall we camp in there or--

look there is already a lodger in there

hang on in the book david is on an artic trip so we could just slip in

yeah but what about gruffen and gadzooks

Ah.

Um...

we could dress up as dragons?

Yeah! oh what about mooney?

mooney do you want to come?

um ok

oh we were hoping you would say no but thats ok

Here is a dragon costume which i know is way to big for you

(all of them quickly change and soon they are all dragons)

right here goes (rings door bell) DING DONG!

whoa...

Lucy Pennykettle: I will get it!

Elizbeth Pennykettle: Lucy could you take Gadzooks with you?

L.P: oh ok! (she grabs gadzooks and opens the door)

Um April fools?

L.P *blinks* what?

um isn't it april I mean um i don't know what i mean um can we come in?

G.Z hrrr haarrhoorr hrrhhrrr

L.P yes i know zooky but i really like these um these um fluffy toys maybe we could let them in?

G.Z hrrrhhr *nods head up and down*

L.P: Yay! cmon you lot you coming up to my room

Hey can i come to because i am supposed to do that finsh and--

L.P: No.

G.Z: hrrrr

aww cmon! please i really wanna stay i haven't seen venice i-- *door slams*

L.P: There *runs up stairs*