L.P: So what is your name?
um my name is Wombat Evans and this is Plinky Evans
hi
and um this monkey thing here is--
i am not a monkey thing i am a dragon
That was perfect spelling...
L.P: so why are you all here?
(they all look and mooney monkey)
*wimper* um i dont no!
OK fine we are penguins
(wombat and plinky take of there costumes)
L.P: but hang on if the monkey is a dragon then--
tada! (mooney monkey does a sort of stripper thing and pulls off his t-shirt you can probably guess what has happened here.)
L.P: Yuck.
flippin'eck
(just then E.P bursts in (see last post))
E.P: Now what is-- ahhhhhh!!!!! a naked monkey! first a squirrel in the house now a naked monkey!
Um um! aha! (wombat has found a pair of frilli pants and puts them over mooney)
(then another person bursts in! But there is no one there and then they look down and see a army of tiny people lead by Snibril, Pismire, Glurk, Brocando and Bane!)
flippin'eck
This just gets better and better...
(snibril will be know as S.B)
S.B: Goodness the world is fantastic out of the carpet!
L.P: Carpet? d you live in a carpet?
(from the tiny army a wight barges to the front)
(the wight will be known as W.T)
W.T: I rember this in the furture! terrible things will happen
S.B Men we must attack! To arms men!
(one of the deftmene raises one hand)
S.B; Yes?
D.M(Deftmene): what does that mean? We all have two arms!
S.B: That means to battle!
D.M: Oh! ok charrrggee!
S.C(squad commander): sqaaaaud one.......fire!!!! goooo baccckkk sqqaaaauud two foward!.......fiiiiiire! sqqqaauuud one reload squuad one forward!
Whoa.
L.P: OW! you shot me in the foot
(from the window) whatr will happen nooo!! (suddenly a dragon pulls on the ladder he is standing on and italics guy falls.)
G.D: hrrrr!!!!
Thursday, 30 July 2009
Sunday, 26 July 2009
Dead blog (maybe)
This is wombat here and i have a very important message. We might have to close this blog off...
*faints*
Unless we don't get a plot line BOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!! we are dead ok?
hey wombat whats that thing over there? (plinky points to a weird object)
That looks like a house hang on! we are in a street!
Have you read the fire series?
yeah I have why?
Because this is house number 42 the penny kettles house...
O
M
GGGGGGGGGG!
mooney you ruined it
sozy
so um shall we camp in there or--
look there is already a lodger in there
hang on in the book david is on an artic trip so we could just slip in
yeah but what about gruffen and gadzooks
Ah.
Um...
we could dress up as dragons?
Yeah! oh what about mooney?
mooney do you want to come?
um ok
oh we were hoping you would say no but thats ok
Here is a dragon costume which i know is way to big for you
(all of them quickly change and soon they are all dragons)
right here goes (rings door bell) DING DONG!
whoa...
Lucy Pennykettle: I will get it!
Elizbeth Pennykettle: Lucy could you take Gadzooks with you?
L.P: oh ok! (she grabs gadzooks and opens the door)
Um April fools?
L.P *blinks* what?
um isn't it april I mean um i don't know what i mean um can we come in?
G.Z hrrr haarrhoorr hrrhhrrr
L.P yes i know zooky but i really like these um these um fluffy toys maybe we could let them in?
G.Z hrrrhhr *nods head up and down*
L.P: Yay! cmon you lot you coming up to my room
Hey can i come to because i am supposed to do that finsh and--
L.P: No.
G.Z: hrrrr
aww cmon! please i really wanna stay i haven't seen venice i-- *door slams*
L.P: There *runs up stairs*
*faints*
Unless we don't get a plot line BOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!! we are dead ok?
hey wombat whats that thing over there? (plinky points to a weird object)
That looks like a house hang on! we are in a street!
Have you read the fire series?
yeah I have why?
Because this is house number 42 the penny kettles house...
O
M
GGGGGGGGGG!
mooney you ruined it
sozy
so um shall we camp in there or--
look there is already a lodger in there
hang on in the book david is on an artic trip so we could just slip in
yeah but what about gruffen and gadzooks
Ah.
Um...
we could dress up as dragons?
Yeah! oh what about mooney?
mooney do you want to come?
um ok
oh we were hoping you would say no but thats ok
Here is a dragon costume which i know is way to big for you
(all of them quickly change and soon they are all dragons)
right here goes (rings door bell) DING DONG!
whoa...
Lucy Pennykettle: I will get it!
Elizbeth Pennykettle: Lucy could you take Gadzooks with you?
L.P: oh ok! (she grabs gadzooks and opens the door)
Um April fools?
L.P *blinks* what?
um isn't it april I mean um i don't know what i mean um can we come in?
G.Z hrrr haarrhoorr hrrhhrrr
L.P yes i know zooky but i really like these um these um fluffy toys maybe we could let them in?
G.Z hrrrhhr *nods head up and down*
L.P: Yay! cmon you lot you coming up to my room
Hey can i come to because i am supposed to do that finsh and--
L.P: No.
G.Z: hrrrr
aww cmon! please i really wanna stay i haven't seen venice i-- *door slams*
L.P: There *runs up stairs*
Thursday, 18 June 2009
Fake mad monkey
Ok sorry we haven't been posting for a while but y'know we got a bit bored, since the police came and took away the fake mad monkey. We have just been here a long time.
hm yeh and de monkey macine brok
Yes me and plinkys Monkey tranlautour broke which is very bad
it is good for me
Yes, Well not good for us.
mm...........
Well, When we found out that mad monkey was a fake, Mooney monkey tied him and plinky gagged him and i phoned the police. Now you are probably wondering what harm can telling a story do but actually he asked us some questions, and the police have been pusing him loads of times and now they have caught him. Apparently he works for some criminal agentcy, but i don't know......
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............*yawn* I is very tired........
Yes, This is winky for people who don't look at wombat's web.
hey hang on shod dis be womnat and pinkys blogie cuz i nevr say anyfing
That's cuz you don't bother to type anything.
good pont
I am gonna watch mahan mahna on youtube
*from the computer* mahna mahna do do do do mahna mahna!
Haha.................
*suddenly there is a loud crash from the back garden which turns into a sonic boom*
ahhh i is scared!
it is ok Winky cmon everyone get in the escape car!
*they all hop in a car and drive off just as the lab blows up behind them- well half of it the part they were sitting in is on wheels and is now driving down the road*
what will happen nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
don't play that tape plinky
sorry it is in a chemist priced two shillings...
hm yeh and de monkey macine brok
Yes me and plinkys Monkey tranlautour broke which is very bad
it is good for me
Yes, Well not good for us.
mm...........
Well, When we found out that mad monkey was a fake, Mooney monkey tied him and plinky gagged him and i phoned the police. Now you are probably wondering what harm can telling a story do but actually he asked us some questions, and the police have been pusing him loads of times and now they have caught him. Apparently he works for some criminal agentcy, but i don't know......
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............*yawn* I is very tired........
Yes, This is winky for people who don't look at wombat's web.
hey hang on shod dis be womnat and pinkys blogie cuz i nevr say anyfing
That's cuz you don't bother to type anything.
good pont
I am gonna watch mahan mahna on youtube
*from the computer* mahna mahna do do do do mahna mahna!
Haha.................
*suddenly there is a loud crash from the back garden which turns into a sonic boom*
ahhh i is scared!
it is ok Winky cmon everyone get in the escape car!
*they all hop in a car and drive off just as the lab blows up behind them- well half of it the part they were sitting in is on wheels and is now driving down the road*
what will happen nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
don't play that tape plinky
sorry it is in a chemist priced two shillings...
Sunday, 7 June 2009
Back on ground
hi dis is money monkey here just to tel yu dat we landed perfectly so dat is good and we also--
hey mooney!
mad monkey?
yep dats me!
yay!
*the two monkeys hug eachother*
*Suddenly plinky and wombat walk into the room*
ok now plinky you have to get this right you stick the plug into the cuclautor and--
hey yu penquins dis is mi cosin mad monkey!
Well i am pleased to meet you
*plinky and wombat shake hands--or flippers seeing as they are penguins then yeah...*
Why the heck are you here?
wel yu no in jams bond films?
haha! *plinky brings out a machine and zaps mmad monkey with it*
Ow, what did you do-- Hang on! i can write now!
Well yeah it isn't perfect i can work on it but yes carry on
Well you know sometimes theyhave a trap door under there feet so they can escape
yes....
Well when Orlaigh was chatting i was poking around with my feet
mmhm........
and then i pressed a red button and fell through
ooh...
and fell into a street and relised it was my cosins mooneys street!
and dats were yu *zaapp* And plinky and me come in
wow that is quite a story. So do you think orlaigh is trying to find you?
i dunno.
mmm well yes
WELCOME TO THE IMAX EXPERICNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what? how? where? why?
I AM THE OLDER BROTHER EXPERINCE!
you have a brother?
YES HE IS CALLED THE ITALICS GUY EXPERINCER!
Damnit.
hey mooney!
mad monkey?
yep dats me!
yay!
*the two monkeys hug eachother*
*Suddenly plinky and wombat walk into the room*
ok now plinky you have to get this right you stick the plug into the cuclautor and--
hey yu penquins dis is mi cosin mad monkey!
Well i am pleased to meet you
*plinky and wombat shake hands--or flippers seeing as they are penguins then yeah...*
Why the heck are you here?
wel yu no in jams bond films?
haha! *plinky brings out a machine and zaps mmad monkey with it*
Ow, what did you do-- Hang on! i can write now!
Well yeah it isn't perfect i can work on it but yes carry on
Well you know sometimes theyhave a trap door under there feet so they can escape
yes....
Well when Orlaigh was chatting i was poking around with my feet
mmhm........
and then i pressed a red button and fell through
ooh...
and fell into a street and relised it was my cosins mooneys street!
and dats were yu *zaapp* And plinky and me come in
wow that is quite a story. So do you think orlaigh is trying to find you?
i dunno.
mmm well yes
WELCOME TO THE IMAX EXPERICNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what? how? where? why?
I AM THE OLDER BROTHER EXPERINCE!
you have a brother?
YES HE IS CALLED THE ITALICS GUY EXPERINCER!
Damnit.
Tuesday, 2 June 2009
In Space
right now we are in a saterlite orbiting cackrofoon.........don't ask...........oh fine! in the last post as you know the italics guy flew up into the sky and landed in phoebes house (see Gerbilzzzz...).
Now getting to the point you know the banana skin fell down yeah? and then the engine fell from the sky and blew us up to space, yeah i know you cant breath in space but we were going so fast we didn't have time to breath.
hey guys somfin apered on da satalight.
Oh what is it?
it loks lik a lod of tiny yelow dots.
I know what i should invent next
What?
A monkeytranslater3000
Thats a bit of a mouthful
(chewing somthing) mmmrrhghgh ok will remove the 3000 *wombat takes out a chewed up 3000- well i say 3000 but it looks more like 300*
Lovely.
Dats not lovely dats gros
I was being sarcastic
wat does dat mean?
SHUT UP!!!!
soz
anyway what about these space ships???
hang on dey lok lik der darleks dat capchewed me wen robot gwif was on the los
(PLinky and wombat are just standing there slowly getting lower and lower)
urrgghhh can't speak..............
wat is it oooooooo!!! plinky wat do i pres to get he mesage up?
the florencet one
got it
doctor this is your final chance we darleks will shoot!
hey guys calm stay cool i am moony monkey!
what?
Yeh!
Damnit! we in the wrong blog cmon lets go!
(suddenly all the darleks vainsh leaveing floating)
uhhhh...........what the hell?
Now getting to the point you know the banana skin fell down yeah? and then the engine fell from the sky and blew us up to space, yeah i know you cant breath in space but we were going so fast we didn't have time to breath.
hey guys somfin apered on da satalight.
Oh what is it?
it loks lik a lod of tiny yelow dots.
I know what i should invent next
What?
A monkeytranslater3000
Thats a bit of a mouthful
(chewing somthing) mmmrrhghgh ok will remove the 3000 *wombat takes out a chewed up 3000- well i say 3000 but it looks more like 300*
Lovely.
Dats not lovely dats gros
I was being sarcastic
wat does dat mean?
SHUT UP!!!!
soz
anyway what about these space ships???
hang on dey lok lik der darleks dat capchewed me wen robot gwif was on the los
(PLinky and wombat are just standing there slowly getting lower and lower)
urrgghhh can't speak..............
wat is it oooooooo!!! plinky wat do i pres to get he mesage up?
the florencet one
got it
doctor this is your final chance we darleks will shoot!
hey guys calm stay cool i am moony monkey!
what?
Yeh!
Damnit! we in the wrong blog cmon lets go!
(suddenly all the darleks vainsh leaveing floating)
uhhhh...........what the hell?
Wednesday, 27 May 2009
proplem
Very bad situashun right no pinky and womnat r in halki werever dat is i dont no but they left me to buld the plane and it looks kind of like a banana but i am sure it will work.
Hello We are back everyone!!!! and what is that.
it is my plane
It looks like a banana
so?
So? It matters it could crash!
well he can just di so he cant com on any bloggies no more
Good point but we can't pointlessly kill of a really person
What is that humming noise?
What humming noise? OH NO!!!!
See you soon!!!!
No Wait!
*the plane zooms off perfectly*
Oh thats good--
KA-BOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um yeah well ur
*millions of clothes fall from the sky mostly pants*
Urggh dey hav poo in dem
And Wee
He must of wet himself before the plane blew up
Yuk
Urgghh.
*suddenly a giant banana skin falls from the sky*
I better turn off this post then.
Hello We are back everyone!!!! and what is that.
it is my plane
It looks like a banana
so?
So? It matters it could crash!
well he can just di so he cant com on any bloggies no more
Good point but we can't pointlessly kill of a really person
What is that humming noise?
What humming noise? OH NO!!!!
See you soon!!!!
No Wait!
*the plane zooms off perfectly*
Oh thats good--
KA-BOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um yeah well ur
*millions of clothes fall from the sky mostly pants*
Urggh dey hav poo in dem
And Wee
He must of wet himself before the plane blew up
Yuk
Urgghh.
*suddenly a giant banana skin falls from the sky*
I better turn off this post then.
Monday, 18 May 2009
Tea
helo this is money monkley and my pinky
Plinky!
fine plinky and womnat
Womnat! Womnat! it's wombat!
wateveranyway we ar al driking tea it is pg tips were i cam from!
Actually you came from Ebay
so
oh well, how is the scar from when we cut a silt?
It is fine
Not like you to use caputul on your words
dat was my being sily
Well.... um...... yes...............
Hey Plinky.
Yeah?
Do you like gerbils?
Um i never incounted one before.
Well here is your-- whoa!
*Wombat Suddenly split tea all over himself*
What will happen next?
What? Your invading Mooney monkeys bloggie aswell?????????????????????????
well you know i am out of a job and i wanna do some more cliff hanger and i can't because blog bear won't have me and neither will mad monkey so i thought i would turn up on this blog
Well, i tell you what, me and plinky will make a plane so you can fly anywheer you want. You could fly to hollywood and-- no orlaigh is there so just go anywhere in the plane i don't know.
Cool thanks! i will get packed!
ok!
no wat
Well me and plinky are going to build this plane.
can i help?
Well if you like but you have to do everything i say.
fine i beter turn of dis post den
You should
Can i please do it once?
Fine.
What wll happen next? Will there ever build my plane, will i ever Pack? Will orlaigh ever get out? will i ever get a job? Will bananas go to heaven ever go on broadway?
THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plinky!
fine plinky and womnat
Womnat! Womnat! it's wombat!
wateveranyway we ar al driking tea it is pg tips were i cam from!
Actually you came from Ebay
so
oh well, how is the scar from when we cut a silt?
It is fine
Not like you to use caputul on your words
dat was my being sily
Well.... um...... yes...............
Hey Plinky.
Yeah?
Do you like gerbils?
Um i never incounted one before.
Well here is your-- whoa!
*Wombat Suddenly split tea all over himself*
What will happen next?
What? Your invading Mooney monkeys bloggie aswell?????????????????????????
well you know i am out of a job and i wanna do some more cliff hanger and i can't because blog bear won't have me and neither will mad monkey so i thought i would turn up on this blog
Well, i tell you what, me and plinky will make a plane so you can fly anywheer you want. You could fly to hollywood and-- no orlaigh is there so just go anywhere in the plane i don't know.
Cool thanks! i will get packed!
ok!
no wat
Well me and plinky are going to build this plane.
can i help?
Well if you like but you have to do everything i say.
fine i beter turn of dis post den
You should
Can i please do it once?
Fine.
What wll happen next? Will there ever build my plane, will i ever Pack? Will orlaigh ever get out? will i ever get a job? Will bananas go to heaven ever go on broadway?
THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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