Flippen'eck...

We don't knwo how this hapend but it seems everyone is being sucked into the computer because of a stone which i don't think is the least bit magic.

Guuutthhhhiixxx!!!

not magic MYSTRIOUSO!

have you been watching the royal thingie soap?

no i have been watching--arggghhh!!! *plinky is suddenly sucked into the computer*

NOOO!!! oh dear god....

*Bob is standing where plinky was*

oh i have always wanted to do this! YOUR A NOOB!!!

i could own you!

I cod on u beter!

this is awsome... hey what is this? *bob gives wombat a burnt tuna* yuck...

*in runescape*

hey can someone help me! i seem to be a barrel!

Phoebe: Stop it! ah... *phoebe is now a cowbell*

Glory muffin: so much for vizard powers...

Hope: Vizard?

Glory: German Wizards...

Hope: oh i see ah.... *hope is now a Crate*

*in bobs epic day*

Flippen'eck where the what?

hello and welcome to hell! no makeup on wensdays or thursdays wake up 50 at ay time time for nap on the meat don't where socks oh sundays!--

Aright aright! hey hello Mr raccoon *raccon comes up to plinky*

whats all this Mr racoon Bull @P::{;#; my names randy!

you can talk?!

of course i can @76^$&I$% talk! now follow me!

The plan

pshhshhhsppshshshshs

Dude what are you saying? we can't understand you...

I am whispering!

cool!.........whats wispperring?

*plinky, wombat and mooney monkey are getting over their laughter and starting to stand up, but when they see the look on gonthorians face they crack up laughing again*

is this some illness?

yeah dude.... it's you.

but i am--

we know.

ooh....

*in youtube*

Hope: we have to find four people we can swap with because we have the stone here!

Phoebe: i found a piece of plasticine on the floor.

wonderful.

*back in the real world*

Look guys shut up we need to talk!

*wombat stops laughing as zamarok points his staff to him*

aright aright! ok i will talk.. right what happend was is.......*then wombat explains the whole thing about the stone and where it came from and all it's vacations it's children and it's wife-- but anyway moving swiftly on he explains that four of his friends are stuck in youtube*

oh no!....................whats a yudube?

ok so we gotta go back haven't we?

how?

use that stone!

when wombat through it at our friends the stone went with them...

hang on if they are in youtube we can watch them!

*gonthorian comes in* friends it is i!

yes it is you!

*gonthorian has brought in a machine which puts pictures of swords on the screen*

ah.. what a fantastic machine!

what is that for?

nothing much.

I *bang* like *bang* Waffles! *bang*

The Stone...

*wombat plinky and mooney monkey are back in there lab with the people from the gerbilzzzz... complain to them*

Gerbilz Gang: where is our ice cream!/ you stole it!/ i am hungry! etc etc...

Hey shut up! (to wombat) why not use that stone that copper left?

oh yeah.... hah! *wombat throws the stone at them the gerbilzz gang vanish to replace four people...*

oh my god...

*the four people is gonthorian, guthix, saradomin and zamarok*

what???

o eck... wat do we do now

*in youtube*

Random kid: I love gods exposed! *the kid watches it only to find phoebe the italics guy and two gerbilzzz standing on the gods farm...* eh? what the!?

*back to the lab*

Gonthroian: excuse me sir! what am i doing here? i am gonthorian--

slayer of deamons!

Gonthorian: oh um compleater--

of really hard quests i know you! and saradomin! ah you are so funny when you are going "zammmmaorookkk" "saaarraaadomiinn!" "hey guthix" "we like pie!"

*Mooney monkey, plinky and wombat crack up in laughter while guthix bans his head on the wall*

Guthix: i like pie too!

*back in youtube*

Phoebe: hey italics come and sit down!

no... thats a pigsty you already sitting in a pile of shi--

Hope: hey guys! i think i know why we are here!

Phoebe: why?

Hope: because remember when wombat through that stone at us?

yeah..

Hope: well i think that teleports people into youtube and teleports people intot he really world it's like a swap four people go into youtube and four people in youtube come out you see now?

*there is a moment of silience as phoebe, glory and the italics guy stare blankly and blink...*

*back in the really world wombat, plinky and mooney are still laughing*

Zamarok: whats the matter?

Saradomin: i have a feeling we are in another dimension

Guthix: cool!........................whats a dimbrechun?

Gonthorian: Friends i have a plan!

White Clouds...and the end...

Ok everyone outside! copper come with me

C.B: Why?

ok you are part of the wood clan yes?

C.B: Yes...

can you knit gold?

C.B: Um yes but--

do you have the charm necklace--

braclet not necklac

ok Bracelet?

C.B: Yes but--

give it here it is very important! *wombat puts it on the floor when suddenly a white cloud forms in the sky and wombat looks up, trips and kicks the charm bracelet away*

NOOO!!!! we have to get it i'm sure that's the only way back to chalkncheese!

C.B: My Charm bracelet!

Railek: More to the point what about the white clouds!

Oh hang wombat i have read this! it's only you can save mankind and they are the....Screewee fleet!

I am the captain we surender.

F.P(Ffup): we didn't even attack you!

E.P: and who are you?

I am the captain of the screewee fleet!

i have an idea copper keep them chatting carpet people

C.P: yeah/what is it/ what do ya want?...

can you hop down that grate and get the charm bracelet

B: yeah we could do that couldn't we?

B.C: I don't think so...

S.B: we can do it!

*The carpet people hop down into the grate*

F.P: Do you like bananas?

sorry?

F.P do you like em? there quite nice

yes i have it! ok *wombat puts it on the floor and stamps in it the charm bracelet breaks and starts to form a portal*

C.B: whoa!

Railek: It looks silly! my foot has gone and my heeeadd.............

*all the people from books start to melt into dust and float into the portal*

See ya bro!

W.E: Bye!

*Soon there is only a couple left and then the portal closed to reval a stone...*

Hope: phew what? oh we missed it...

phoebe: damn...

well theres a bugger...

no more people except for the people where orlaigh is but let's not bother her

oh plese i wana se mi--

ALL: NO!

oh fine...

i wonder.. *wombat picks up the stone and puts it away with a smile on his face...*


The End.

The Great Rush

It is time for the GREAT RUSH!!!!! EVERYONE LISTEN UP THERE IS ICE CEAM OUTSIDE!

*the house tremurs as millions of characters from books come rushing out side and then a "aww! cmon!"*

ow dat hut man

Ouch i can't fell myself *plinky suddenlys clicks* There we go!

C.B: Can i have Railek back now?

what? oh yeah! here... *wombat hands over Railek*

B: Let us out! we may be small but we want ice cream!

*Outside they here somthing*

Come and get yo ice creams!

come on out for an ass whoopin!

What?

C.B: How rude!

*ring ring*

Oh hang on a sec Hello?

G.E(Gwithian Evans): Hey wombat!

Hey gwithian! Wow i haven't herad from you in ages!

G.E: well i have just been sorting out this ice cream truck...

what....

G.E: yep it's my transformers i found in my back yard

Oh wow. So um where did you get all the ice cream

G.E:We went to gerbilzzzz and found some ice cream sundae in the gutter so yeah BUT DON'T WORRY we cleaned it.

Ok.... bye!

G.E: Bye!

C.B: what was that about?

i'll explain later i just need to do somthing first

wats dat

Sort out this mess

C.B: Can i come?

Yeah sure cmon plinky and mooney i need you and Copper

C.B: Yes?

bring Railek!

Ffup is going mad...

OK OK Ffup calm down!

L.P He is so sweet!

F.P(Ffup): Raahh i hat small rooms!

All Carpet people: Ahhhhhhhh Rune for you lives/ Save your children!/ Help help help!

Oh no

fantasbic bril dis is fantasbic

E.P: This is awful!

G.Z: Hhhrrhhrrhhhrrrrhhr

L.P: Yes i know

W.E: I am fed up.

ok everyone out of the house now! *wombat scoops up the carpet people in his scarf*

S.B: Hey!

P.M: Put us down!

No i am taking you outside!

G: Out side? what is this Outside?

W: It is teribbile i tell you

yeah yeah just shut up

W: But-

one more word!

W: Listen!

right that's it *Wombat Covers the carpet people in the rest of his scarf*

C.B: Oh poor things

B*poking out from the edge*: I am not a thing!

C.B: Oh sorry

Ok copper can you come down stairs with me!

C.B: Oh why?

I need you for somthing and why is there a wardrobe next to me i don't remeber that Ha! I know your in there.... Italics Guy

Oh dammit! *storms out*

hehe! Anyway come here

C.B: Hmmm

(From upstairs)

F.P: raaahhhh!!!!

Hell. that is all there is to say.

L.P: What are these things?

P.M(Pismire): We are not things, we are munrungs and dumii and some of us are wights!

G.K(Glurk): Why don't we just kill'em?

S.B: that is what we are doing!

E.P: aww they are so cute!

B(Bane): Cute?! HOW DARE YOU! YAAAAAHHH!!! (Bane rushes at the feet of E.P and starts stabbing wildly at her shoe)

E.P: yeoooww!! ouch!!!

L.P: (picking up bane by the waist) Stop it!

B: Garrrhhh!!!!!!!!!!! (Bane madly starts stabbing L.Ps fingers)

L.P: Stop! ow!

Now listen you gits!

(everyone has gone silent)

(then the door opens)

C.B(copper beech): What where am i?

Um i don't know her...

Neither do i..

hey giys i red coper and it is god bok! and um yeh

Oh ok

wel who is dis den?

(another person has barged in)

Flippen'eck...

Oh My God

(Another Wombat Evans has come in)

This is bad

W.E: Hey everyone! what the hell! it's me!

and he is the same text colour! *faints*

How......Oh.... Gwithian wrote a book about you

C.B: There are two of you!

S.B: This is impossible!

W.T: I have not seen this and cannot remember!?

B.C(Brocando): Men we must unite to these gods!

W.E and wombat: We are not gods

(Then the worst one of all came in... Ffup the dragon)

F.P: Raaahhhh!!!!!!

Oh S**t

what a rude penguin! anyway--

L.P: But where...?

From the chimnie! ahhhhhh I got flatend by father christmas!

wot. da. hel.

It's not even Christmas...

Best place ever........not.... and scary....

L.P: So what is your name?

um my name is Wombat Evans and this is Plinky Evans

hi

and um this monkey thing here is--

i am not a monkey thing i am a dragon

That was perfect spelling...

L.P: so why are you all here?

(they all look and mooney monkey)

*wimper* um i dont no!

OK fine we are penguins

(wombat and plinky take of there costumes)

L.P: but hang on if the monkey is a dragon then--

tada! (mooney monkey does a sort of stripper thing and pulls off his t-shirt you can probably guess what has happened here.)

L.P: Yuck.

flippin'eck

(just then E.P bursts in (see last post))

E.P: Now what is-- ahhhhhh!!!!! a naked monkey! first a squirrel in the house now a naked monkey!

Um um! aha! (wombat has found a pair of frilli pants and puts them over mooney)

(then another person bursts in! But there is no one there and then they look down and see a army of tiny people lead by Snibril, Pismire, Glurk, Brocando and Bane!)

flippin'eck

This just gets better and better...

(snibril will be know as S.B)

S.B: Goodness the world is fantastic out of the carpet!

L.P: Carpet? d you live in a carpet?

(from the tiny army a wight barges to the front)

(the wight will be known as W.T)

W.T: I rember this in the furture! terrible things will happen

S.B Men we must attack! To arms men!

(one of the deftmene raises one hand)

S.B; Yes?

D.M(Deftmene): what does that mean? We all have two arms!

S.B: That means to battle!

D.M: Oh! ok charrrggee!

S.C(squad commander): sqaaaaud one.......fire!!!! goooo baccckkk sqqaaaauud two foward!.......fiiiiiire! sqqqaauuud one reload squuad one forward!

Whoa.

L.P: OW! you shot me in the foot

(from the window) whatr will happen nooo!! (suddenly a dragon pulls on the ladder he is standing on and italics guy falls.)

G.D: hrrrr!!!!

Dead blog (maybe)

This is wombat here and i have a very important message. We might have to close this blog off...

*faints*

Unless we don't get a plot line BOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!! we are dead ok?

hey wombat whats that thing over there? (plinky points to a weird object)

That looks like a house hang on! we are in a street!

Have you read the fire series?

yeah I have why?

Because this is house number 42 the penny kettles house...

O

M

GGGGGGGGGG!

mooney you ruined it

sozy

so um shall we camp in there or--

look there is already a lodger in there

hang on in the book david is on an artic trip so we could just slip in

yeah but what about gruffen and gadzooks

Ah.

Um...

we could dress up as dragons?

Yeah! oh what about mooney?

mooney do you want to come?

um ok

oh we were hoping you would say no but thats ok

Here is a dragon costume which i know is way to big for you

(all of them quickly change and soon they are all dragons)

right here goes (rings door bell) DING DONG!

whoa...

Lucy Pennykettle: I will get it!

Elizbeth Pennykettle: Lucy could you take Gadzooks with you?

L.P: oh ok! (she grabs gadzooks and opens the door)

Um April fools?

L.P *blinks* what?

um isn't it april I mean um i don't know what i mean um can we come in?

G.Z hrrr haarrhoorr hrrhhrrr

L.P yes i know zooky but i really like these um these um fluffy toys maybe we could let them in?

G.Z hrrrhhr *nods head up and down*

L.P: Yay! cmon you lot you coming up to my room

Hey can i come to because i am supposed to do that finsh and--

L.P: No.

G.Z: hrrrr

aww cmon! please i really wanna stay i haven't seen venice i-- *door slams*

L.P: There *runs up stairs*

Escaping!

Miranda: We were running down the corridor! All of us - Mooney, Mad Monkey, Orlaigh, Miss Glory and Dr Hope (and me) having just escaped from the cell--

Mooney: no yu git we ar waking don da corideor

Miranda: Well you are! Everyone else is running.

Miss Glory: I'm not

Orlaigh: No, she isn't.

MM: yesh

Miranda: This is a very silly thing to stop walking for. We gotta get out of here other wise we will all be caught a suffer some terrible fate!

Orlaigh: By the way, congrats on being not-microscpoic.

Dr Hope: That was us - that was what the eldarflower, honey, picnic basket and banana was for.

Mooney: i se any mor questins befor we cary on?

Random old man:Yes! i want to know whats become of all that crispy bacon we had before the war eh? whats become! poor crisp! bang! *funeral music*

MM: wel dat was sily

*At this point the colour department quit the job becuase they they said they weren't being paid well enough*

Miranda: Come on we have to go! Before the Evil G catches--

Evil G: HAHA! I FOUND YOU! YOU DID NOT SEE MY CAMERAS? *the group look around at the walls, they are glissening with cameras*

Orlaigh: What a bummer. The whole plan was so carefully thought out we didn't put in the small factor of cameras. Fab.

Evil G: YES HAH! WHAT?

Wombat: well hello! i am wombat evans and this is plinky!

Plinky: yay! sorry we thought we'ed test out are new robot gwith on you but it malfunteced and it killed alot of people

Wombat: but still we need to ungag gwtih from our boiler room....

Plinky: soz.

Miranda: You mean to say that. . .

Orlaigh: That is a fake Gwithian.

Miranda: So we have been runnign around all over the place becuase a robot kidnapped me and Mooney?

*Plinky and Wombat open the back of Gwith's "head" to show and mass of wires all tangles and bleeping*

Wombat: we are sorry that we blew up the royal animal hospital but we will pay for it to be built again

Orlaigh: I'm not sure it's that simple.

Miranda: My brother's a robot. . .

Dr Hope: Actually, he's not - that a robot version of him

Orlaigh: Shut up Dr Hope.

Plinky: well this is going in the bin! *plinky and wombat bring out sledge hammers and smash it to a pulp*

Miranda: I can't belive this! Months and months of blogger plotlines in which Gwithian turned out to be Evil and kidnapped me and Mooney and then Orlaigh and Mad Monkey try to rescue us but get thrown into jail in the process then it turns out Hope and Glory have a plan and get Orlaigh and MM out of jail and come up with an eleborate plan to rescue us and it all turns out that Plinky and Wombat built and robot that went wild and that the real Gwithain is bound and gagged in a boiler room somewhere.

Wombat: yes well, you know that guard? that was me and plinky standing on top of eachother! hey you know when the guard fell down and crashed and there was some loud screams! thatwas us i sneezed and plinky fell over!

Miranda: I thought there was something fishy about that guard. . .

Wombat:yes well plinky had had lunch at fishy king and fish donualds so he smelt of fish all the way

Plinky: Hey! you had fish too you knwo! you had fish and chips!

Miss Glory: Wait a minute, what about the Crazy Professer? Where does he come into this?

Wombat: what crazy professer? hang on... plinky what were you saying about that giant dol you got... oh no

Plinky: oh him i stuck my hamsters in him he is a robot too!

Miranda: So the Crazy Professer is just too hamsters?!

Plinky: yep there both boys.

Miss Glory: Ooh, single?

Wombat: yep single and ready for you. . .

Dr Hope and Miss Glory: OOH! *Hope and Glory get out their hand held mirrors and start applying makeup*

Wombat: hmm wel; me and plinky won't be makin any more machines wel we plinky? plinky?

*plinky is trying to make a kind of vacum out of the bits of gwith*

Wombat: nooooooooooooo!!! *wombat smashes it to a pulp*

Plinky: Oh ok....

Miranda: Can we get out of here? I know all the enemy have turned out to be robots but this place makes me shiver. . .

Orlaigh: Why are there over 3000 cells if you two were the only prisoners?

Miranda: Don't ask me.

Plinky: urrr there wern't it an optical islosion that agent g made for us

Miranda: I've heard it all now. Hey, Orlaigh - do you reckon this could be a dream? And in just minutes one of us will wake up and exclaim "What a terrible dream!"?

Orlaigh: I don't know. I'm starting to think anything is possible. I mean, someone who has experianced taking gerbils, Evil Robots, Jail, a plan with elderflower involved, thousands of cameras and a vat of wax must have--

Wombat: oh orlaigh that vat of wax was actually ice cream

Orlaigh: --Vat of ice creams must have been mad to even start being an agent to a Monkey.

MM: wel i fink pinky and wombt ar ver stewpid

Wombat: well actually your the stupid one could you make a robot of gwithian?

Dr Hope: Now, now boys break it up.

Miss Glory: Yeah, come on Hope, we have to get back to Phoebe and Matilda before they realize we're gone!

Dr Hope: And we have to get thaat golden onion back to HQ

Miss Glory: See ya!

*the Gerbils dash off round the corner*

Plinky: wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME LOOK AT THAT GOLDEN ONIEN hmmm stand bakc!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hades: ah zo you have found my cover.

Wombat: Plinky!

Plinky: yes?

Wombat: Sledge hammers!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bang bang bang bang*

*hades is sitting there a normal dog barking cheerfully at orlaigh*

Orlaigh: I never thought I'd feel sorry for that dog. Can we rename him, MM?

MM: ur no i am mm and i not having dog caled mm

Wombat: nah she means rename him somthing else like bernard

Miranda: Not Bernard! How about. . . . . . . .Winky?

Plinky: mmm..... yeah i like that now that is the end


They all lived happily ever

Darlek: Exterminate

Wombat: doh!

The End

Mad monkey

Mad Monkey is my best friend, because he is a PG tips monkey like me! i can't to see him! i will put his blog first on my link list when i have one and---
Gwithian: That's going to far!
Mooney monkey: no it's not!
Gwithian: GRRR!!!!!
*Mooney monkey starts to cry*
Gwithain: Gawd! sorry
Mooney monkey: that's alright *sniff* *sniff*

Mooney monkey

Sorry mad monkey but Mooney monkey was very jealous of you're blog, and so he got one but anyway, welcome to Mooney monkeys bloggie and i hope you enjoy it! and here is a quick word from Mooney Monkey:
Hello! i'm Mooney Monkey and if anyone hates my bloggie then you suck!