Thursday, 18 June 2009

Fake mad monkey

Ok sorry we haven't been posting for a while but y'know we got a bit bored, since the police came and took away the fake mad monkey. We have just been here a long time.

hm yeh and de monkey macine brok

Yes me and plinkys Monkey tranlautour broke which is very bad

it is good for me

Yes, Well not good for us.

mm...........

Well, When we found out that mad monkey was a fake, Mooney monkey tied him and plinky gagged him and i phoned the police. Now you are probably wondering what harm can telling a story do but actually he asked us some questions, and the police have been pusing him loads of times and now they have caught him. Apparently he works for some criminal agentcy, but i don't know......

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............*yawn* I is very tired........

Yes, This is winky for people who don't look at wombat's web.

hey hang on shod dis be womnat and pinkys blogie cuz i nevr say anyfing

That's cuz you don't bother to type anything.

good pont

I am gonna watch mahan mahna on youtube

*from the computer* mahna mahna do do do do mahna mahna!

Haha.................

*suddenly there is a loud crash from the back garden which turns into a sonic boom*

ahhh i is scared!

it is ok Winky cmon everyone get in the escape car!

*they all hop in a car and drive off just as the lab blows up behind them- well half of it the part they were sitting in is on wheels and is now driving down the road*

what will happen nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

don't play that tape plinky

sorry it is in a chemist priced two shillings...

Sunday, 7 June 2009

Back on ground

hi dis is money monkey here just to tel yu dat we landed perfectly so dat is good and we also--

hey mooney!

mad monkey?

yep dats me!

yay!

*the two monkeys hug eachother*

*Suddenly plinky and wombat walk into the room*

ok now plinky you have to get this right you stick the plug into the cuclautor and--

hey yu penquins dis is mi cosin mad monkey!

Well i am pleased to meet you

*plinky and wombat shake hands--or flippers seeing as they are penguins then yeah...*

Why the heck are you here?

wel yu no in jams bond films?

haha! *plinky brings out a machine and zaps mmad monkey with it*

Ow, what did you do-- Hang on! i can write now!

Well yeah it isn't perfect i can work on it but yes carry on

Well you know sometimes theyhave a trap door under there feet so they can escape

yes....

Well when Orlaigh was chatting i was poking around with my feet

mmhm........

and then i pressed a red button and fell through

ooh...

and fell into a street and relised it was my cosins mooneys street!

and dats were yu *zaapp* And plinky and me come in

wow that is quite a story. So do you think orlaigh is trying to find you?

i dunno.

mmm well yes

WELCOME TO THE IMAX EXPERICNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what? how? where? why?

I AM THE OLDER BROTHER EXPERINCE!

you have a brother?

YES HE IS CALLED THE ITALICS GUY EXPERINCER!

Damnit.

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

In Space

right now we are in a saterlite orbiting cackrofoon.........don't ask...........oh fine! in the last post as you know the italics guy flew up into the sky and landed in phoebes house (see Gerbilzzzz...).

Now getting to the point you know the banana skin fell down yeah? and then the engine fell from the sky and blew us up to space, yeah i know you cant breath in space but we were going so fast we didn't have time to breath.

hey guys somfin apered on da satalight.

Oh what is it?

it loks lik a lod of tiny yelow dots.

I know what i should invent next

What?

A monkeytranslater3000

Thats a bit of a mouthful

(chewing somthing) mmmrrhghgh ok will remove the 3000 *wombat takes out a chewed up 3000- well i say 3000 but it looks more like 300*

Lovely.

Dats not lovely dats gros

I was being sarcastic

wat does dat mean?

SHUT UP!!!!

soz

anyway what about these space ships???

hang on dey lok lik der darleks dat capchewed me wen robot gwif was on the los

(PLinky and wombat are just standing there slowly getting lower and lower)

urrgghhh can't speak..............

wat is it oooooooo!!! plinky wat do i pres to get he mesage up?

the florencet one

got it

doctor this is your final chance we darleks will shoot!

hey guys calm stay cool i am moony monkey!

what?

Yeh!

Damnit! we in the wrong blog cmon lets go!

(suddenly all the darleks vainsh leaveing floating)

uhhhh...........what the hell?

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

proplem

Very bad situashun right no pinky and womnat r in halki werever dat is i dont no but they left me to buld the plane and it looks kind of like a banana but i am sure it will work.

Hello We are back everyone!!!! and what is that.

it is my plane

It looks like a banana

so?

So? It matters it could crash!

well he can just di so he cant com on any bloggies no more

Good point but we can't pointlessly kill of a really person

What is that humming noise?

What humming noise? OH NO!!!!

See you soon!!!!

No Wait!

*the plane zooms off perfectly*

Oh thats good--

KA-BOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um yeah well ur

*millions of clothes fall from the sky mostly pants*

Urggh dey hav poo in dem

And Wee

He must of wet himself before the plane blew up

Yuk

Urgghh.

*suddenly a giant banana skin falls from the sky*

I better turn off this post then.

Monday, 18 May 2009

Tea

helo this is money monkley and my pinky

Plinky!

fine plinky and womnat

Womnat! Womnat! it's wombat!

wateveranyway we ar al driking tea it is pg tips were i cam from!

Actually you came from Ebay

so

oh well, how is the scar from when we cut a silt?

It is fine

Not like you to use caputul on your words

dat was my being sily

Well.... um...... yes...............

Hey Plinky.

Yeah?


Do you like gerbils?

Um i never incounted one before.

Well here is your-- whoa!

*Wombat Suddenly split tea all over himself*

What will happen next?

What? Your invading Mooney monkeys bloggie aswell?????????????????????????

well you know i am out of a job and i wanna do some more cliff hanger and i can't because blog bear won't have me and neither will mad monkey so i thought i would turn up on this blog

Well, i tell you what, me and plinky will make a plane so you can fly anywheer you want. You could fly to hollywood and-- no orlaigh is there so just go anywhere in the plane i don't know.

Cool thanks! i will get packed!

ok!

no wat

Well me and plinky are going to build this plane.

can i help?

Well if you like but you have to do everything i say.

fine i beter turn of dis post den

You should

Can i please do it once?

Fine.

What wll happen next? Will there ever build my plane, will i ever Pack? Will orlaigh ever get out? will i ever get a job? Will bananas go to heaven ever go on broadway?

THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Vacum 3000

helo ppl it is boring no dat orla mirand gwif and mad monci ave gone but i dounn wer dey gon hmmm wel at lest i gopt wonmbt and pinky

It's Plinky not pinky!

oh soz

Never mind right now where does this go hmmm there! TADA!

wot is it

it is the vacum cleaner 3000!

wi 3000?

well Agent G called all his inventions 3000 so i thought maybe you know add to my inventions

o......wot does it do

well there are 54 settings you clip the hick frame in ther and put th.......

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


and that is how to work the Vacum 3000

soz i was sleping o! red button i lov red buttons!

*mooney monkey hits red button*

Noooo!! thats the autopilot i haven't fixed the autopilot yet!

vroooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vooooooooooooooooooooosuck

help!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is stuc!!!

Wombat!!!

yeah? oh my gosh!

right get ready to pull heave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i stil stuc

Your to fat!

exuse me?

Well look your a bean bag! hang on

no! you are not cutting me up noooooo

*Wombat and Plinky snip a bit of mooney monkey little beads go everywhere and a big hamburger splats on the floor and mooney monkey falls out*

put dem beads in me!!

Yeah it is going to pretty horrible so i better turn off this post.

Sunday, 3 May 2009

Escaping!

Miranda: We were running down the corridor! All of us - Mooney, Mad Monkey, Orlaigh, Miss Glory and Dr Hope (and me) having just escaped from the cell--

Mooney: no yu git we ar waking don da corideor

Miranda: Well you are! Everyone else is running.

Miss Glory: I'm not

Orlaigh: No, she isn't.

MM: yesh

Miranda: This is a very silly thing to stop walking for. We gotta get out of here other wise we will all be caught a suffer some terrible fate!

Orlaigh: By the way, congrats on being not-microscpoic.

Dr Hope: That was us - that was what the eldarflower, honey, picnic basket and banana was for.

Mooney: i se any mor questins befor we cary on?

Random old man:Yes! i want to know whats become of all that crispy bacon we had before the war eh? whats become! poor crisp! bang! *funeral music*

MM: wel dat was sily

*At this point the colour department quit the job becuase they they said they weren't being paid well enough*

Miranda: Come on we have to go! Before the Evil G catches--

Evil G: HAHA! I FOUND YOU! YOU DID NOT SEE MY CAMERAS? *the group look around at the walls, they are glissening with cameras*

Orlaigh: What a bummer. The whole plan was so carefully thought out we didn't put in the small factor of cameras. Fab.

Evil G: YES HAH! WHAT?

Wombat: well hello! i am wombat evans and this is plinky!

Plinky: yay! sorry we thought we'ed test out are new robot gwith on you but it malfunteced and it killed alot of people

Wombat: but still we need to ungag gwtih from our boiler room....

Plinky: soz.

Miranda: You mean to say that. . .

Orlaigh: That is a fake Gwithian.

Miranda: So we have been runnign around all over the place becuase a robot kidnapped me and Mooney?

*Plinky and Wombat open the back of Gwith's "head" to show and mass of wires all tangles and bleeping*

Wombat: we are sorry that we blew up the royal animal hospital but we will pay for it to be built again

Orlaigh: I'm not sure it's that simple.

Miranda: My brother's a robot. . .

Dr Hope: Actually, he's not - that a robot version of him

Orlaigh: Shut up Dr Hope.

Plinky: well this is going in the bin! *plinky and wombat bring out sledge hammers and smash it to a pulp*

Miranda: I can't belive this! Months and months of blogger plotlines in which Gwithian turned out to be Evil and kidnapped me and Mooney and then Orlaigh and Mad Monkey try to rescue us but get thrown into jail in the process then it turns out Hope and Glory have a plan and get Orlaigh and MM out of jail and come up with an eleborate plan to rescue us and it all turns out that Plinky and Wombat built and robot that went wild and that the real Gwithain is bound and gagged in a boiler room somewhere.

Wombat: yes well, you know that guard? that was me and plinky standing on top of eachother! hey you know when the guard fell down and crashed and there was some loud screams! thatwas us i sneezed and plinky fell over!

Miranda: I thought there was something fishy about that guard. . .

Wombat:yes well plinky had had lunch at fishy king and fish donualds so he smelt of fish all the way

Plinky: Hey! you had fish too you knwo! you had fish and chips!

Miss Glory: Wait a minute, what about the Crazy Professer? Where does he come into this?

Wombat: what crazy professer? hang on... plinky what were you saying about that giant dol you got... oh no

Plinky: oh him i stuck my hamsters in him he is a robot too!

Miranda: So the Crazy Professer is just too hamsters?!

Plinky: yep there both boys.

Miss Glory: Ooh, single?

Wombat: yep single and ready for you. . .

Dr Hope and Miss Glory: OOH! *Hope and Glory get out their hand held mirrors and start applying makeup*

Wombat: hmm wel; me and plinky won't be makin any more machines wel we plinky? plinky?

*plinky is trying to make a kind of vacum out of the bits of gwith*

Wombat: nooooooooooooo!!! *wombat smashes it to a pulp*

Plinky: Oh ok....

Miranda: Can we get out of here? I know all the enemy have turned out to be robots but this place makes me shiver. . .

Orlaigh: Why are there over 3000 cells if you two were the only prisoners?

Miranda: Don't ask me.

Plinky: urrr there wern't it an optical islosion that agent g made for us

Miranda: I've heard it all now. Hey, Orlaigh - do you reckon this could be a dream? And in just minutes one of us will wake up and exclaim "What a terrible dream!"?

Orlaigh: I don't know. I'm starting to think anything is possible. I mean, someone who has experianced taking gerbils, Evil Robots, Jail, a plan with elderflower involved, thousands of cameras and a vat of wax must have--

Wombat: oh orlaigh that vat of wax was actually ice cream

Orlaigh: --Vat of ice creams must have been mad to even start being an agent to a Monkey.

MM: wel i fink pinky and wombt ar ver stewpid

Wombat: well actually your the stupid one could you make a robot of gwithian?

Dr Hope: Now, now boys break it up.

Miss Glory: Yeah, come on Hope, we have to get back to Phoebe and Matilda before they realize we're gone!

Dr Hope: And we have to get thaat golden onion back to HQ

Miss Glory: See ya!

*the Gerbils dash off round the corner*

Plinky: wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME LOOK AT THAT GOLDEN ONIEN hmmm stand bakc!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hades: ah zo you have found my cover.

Wombat: Plinky!

Plinky: yes?

Wombat: Sledge hammers!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bang bang bang bang*

*hades is sitting there a normal dog barking cheerfully at orlaigh*

Orlaigh: I never thought I'd feel sorry for that dog. Can we rename him, MM?

MM: ur no i am mm and i not having dog caled mm

Wombat: nah she means rename him somthing else like bernard

Miranda: Not Bernard! How about. . . . . . . .Winky?

Plinky: mmm..... yeah i like that now that is the end


They all lived happily ever

Darlek: Exterminate

Wombat: doh!

The End