White Clouds...and the end...

Ok everyone outside! copper come with me

C.B: Why?

ok you are part of the wood clan yes?

C.B: Yes...

can you knit gold?

C.B: Um yes but--

do you have the charm necklace--

braclet not necklac

ok Bracelet?

C.B: Yes but--

give it here it is very important! *wombat puts it on the floor when suddenly a white cloud forms in the sky and wombat looks up, trips and kicks the charm bracelet away*

NOOO!!!! we have to get it i'm sure that's the only way back to chalkncheese!

C.B: My Charm bracelet!

Railek: More to the point what about the white clouds!

Oh hang wombat i have read this! it's only you can save mankind and they are the....Screewee fleet!

I am the captain we surender.

F.P(Ffup): we didn't even attack you!

E.P: and who are you?

I am the captain of the screewee fleet!

i have an idea copper keep them chatting carpet people

C.P: yeah/what is it/ what do ya want?...

can you hop down that grate and get the charm bracelet

B: yeah we could do that couldn't we?

B.C: I don't think so...

S.B: we can do it!

*The carpet people hop down into the grate*

F.P: Do you like bananas?

sorry?

F.P do you like em? there quite nice

yes i have it! ok *wombat puts it on the floor and stamps in it the charm bracelet breaks and starts to form a portal*

C.B: whoa!

Railek: It looks silly! my foot has gone and my heeeadd.............

*all the people from books start to melt into dust and float into the portal*

See ya bro!

W.E: Bye!

*Soon there is only a couple left and then the portal closed to reval a stone...*

Hope: phew what? oh we missed it...

phoebe: damn...

well theres a bugger...

no more people except for the people where orlaigh is but let's not bother her

oh plese i wana se mi--

ALL: NO!

oh fine...

i wonder.. *wombat picks up the stone and puts it away with a smile on his face...*


The End.

The Great Rush

It is time for the GREAT RUSH!!!!! EVERYONE LISTEN UP THERE IS ICE CEAM OUTSIDE!

*the house tremurs as millions of characters from books come rushing out side and then a "aww! cmon!"*

ow dat hut man

Ouch i can't fell myself *plinky suddenlys clicks* There we go!

C.B: Can i have Railek back now?

what? oh yeah! here... *wombat hands over Railek*

B: Let us out! we may be small but we want ice cream!

*Outside they here somthing*

Come and get yo ice creams!

come on out for an ass whoopin!

What?

C.B: How rude!

*ring ring*

Oh hang on a sec Hello?

G.E(Gwithian Evans): Hey wombat!

Hey gwithian! Wow i haven't herad from you in ages!

G.E: well i have just been sorting out this ice cream truck...

what....

G.E: yep it's my transformers i found in my back yard

Oh wow. So um where did you get all the ice cream

G.E:We went to gerbilzzzz and found some ice cream sundae in the gutter so yeah BUT DON'T WORRY we cleaned it.

Ok.... bye!

G.E: Bye!

C.B: what was that about?

i'll explain later i just need to do somthing first

wats dat

Sort out this mess

C.B: Can i come?

Yeah sure cmon plinky and mooney i need you and Copper

C.B: Yes?

bring Railek!

Railek

Ok copper have you got Railek?

C.B: Yes but...

give him here i need to do somthing

C.B: um but...

please...

C.B: Oh ok...

*Copper pulls out Railek and gives it--

R.K(Railek) Hey Star guy i am not a thing...

*Sorry any way copper give him to wombat*

C.B: Um you won't be able to speak--

Um hi railek

R.K: How can you talk to me?

I'm a toy aswell...

R.K: Oh

Now tell me Railek if me a mooney and plinky got here without forgetting so how did you get here

R.K: Well me and copper were just saying hello to amythist when she came back then these weird gerbil things a girl and a bent man came flying a cross and we were caught up in this flying thing and went in a whirlwind and landed in this street

Oh heck what have those people and gerbilzzzz

C.B: Gerbillzzzz?

Ffup is going mad...

OK OK Ffup calm down!

L.P He is so sweet!

F.P(Ffup): Raahh i hat small rooms!

All Carpet people: Ahhhhhhhh Rune for you lives/ Save your children!/ Help help help!

Oh no

fantasbic bril dis is fantasbic

E.P: This is awful!

G.Z: Hhhrrhhrrhhhrrrrhhr

L.P: Yes i know

W.E: I am fed up.

ok everyone out of the house now! *wombat scoops up the carpet people in his scarf*

S.B: Hey!

P.M: Put us down!

No i am taking you outside!

G: Out side? what is this Outside?

W: It is teribbile i tell you

yeah yeah just shut up

W: But-

one more word!

W: Listen!

right that's it *Wombat Covers the carpet people in the rest of his scarf*

C.B: Oh poor things

B*poking out from the edge*: I am not a thing!

C.B: Oh sorry

Ok copper can you come down stairs with me!

C.B: Oh why?

I need you for somthing and why is there a wardrobe next to me i don't remeber that Ha! I know your in there.... Italics Guy

Oh dammit! *storms out*

hehe! Anyway come here

C.B: Hmmm

(From upstairs)

F.P: raaahhhh!!!!

Hell. that is all there is to say.

L.P: What are these things?

P.M(Pismire): We are not things, we are munrungs and dumii and some of us are wights!

G.K(Glurk): Why don't we just kill'em?

S.B: that is what we are doing!

E.P: aww they are so cute!

B(Bane): Cute?! HOW DARE YOU! YAAAAAHHH!!! (Bane rushes at the feet of E.P and starts stabbing wildly at her shoe)

E.P: yeoooww!! ouch!!!

L.P: (picking up bane by the waist) Stop it!

B: Garrrhhh!!!!!!!!!!! (Bane madly starts stabbing L.Ps fingers)

L.P: Stop! ow!

Now listen you gits!

(everyone has gone silent)

(then the door opens)

C.B(copper beech): What where am i?

Um i don't know her...

Neither do i..

hey giys i red coper and it is god bok! and um yeh

Oh ok

wel who is dis den?

(another person has barged in)

Flippen'eck...

Oh My God

(Another Wombat Evans has come in)

This is bad

W.E: Hey everyone! what the hell! it's me!

and he is the same text colour! *faints*

How......Oh.... Gwithian wrote a book about you

C.B: There are two of you!

S.B: This is impossible!

W.T: I have not seen this and cannot remember!?

B.C(Brocando): Men we must unite to these gods!

W.E and wombat: We are not gods

(Then the worst one of all came in... Ffup the dragon)

F.P: Raaahhhh!!!!!!

Oh S**t

what a rude penguin! anyway--

L.P: But where...?

From the chimnie! ahhhhhh I got flatend by father christmas!

wot. da. hel.

It's not even Christmas...

Best place ever........not.... and scary....

L.P: So what is your name?

um my name is Wombat Evans and this is Plinky Evans

hi

and um this monkey thing here is--

i am not a monkey thing i am a dragon

That was perfect spelling...

L.P: so why are you all here?

(they all look and mooney monkey)

*wimper* um i dont no!

OK fine we are penguins

(wombat and plinky take of there costumes)

L.P: but hang on if the monkey is a dragon then--

tada! (mooney monkey does a sort of stripper thing and pulls off his t-shirt you can probably guess what has happened here.)

L.P: Yuck.

flippin'eck

(just then E.P bursts in (see last post))

E.P: Now what is-- ahhhhhh!!!!! a naked monkey! first a squirrel in the house now a naked monkey!

Um um! aha! (wombat has found a pair of frilli pants and puts them over mooney)

(then another person bursts in! But there is no one there and then they look down and see a army of tiny people lead by Snibril, Pismire, Glurk, Brocando and Bane!)

flippin'eck

This just gets better and better...

(snibril will be know as S.B)

S.B: Goodness the world is fantastic out of the carpet!

L.P: Carpet? d you live in a carpet?

(from the tiny army a wight barges to the front)

(the wight will be known as W.T)

W.T: I rember this in the furture! terrible things will happen

S.B Men we must attack! To arms men!

(one of the deftmene raises one hand)

S.B; Yes?

D.M(Deftmene): what does that mean? We all have two arms!

S.B: That means to battle!

D.M: Oh! ok charrrggee!

S.C(squad commander): sqaaaaud one.......fire!!!! goooo baccckkk sqqaaaauud two foward!.......fiiiiiire! sqqqaauuud one reload squuad one forward!

Whoa.

L.P: OW! you shot me in the foot

(from the window) whatr will happen nooo!! (suddenly a dragon pulls on the ladder he is standing on and italics guy falls.)

G.D: hrrrr!!!!

Dead blog (maybe)

This is wombat here and i have a very important message. We might have to close this blog off...

*faints*

Unless we don't get a plot line BOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!! we are dead ok?

hey wombat whats that thing over there? (plinky points to a weird object)

That looks like a house hang on! we are in a street!

Have you read the fire series?

yeah I have why?

Because this is house number 42 the penny kettles house...

O

M

GGGGGGGGGG!

mooney you ruined it

sozy

so um shall we camp in there or--

look there is already a lodger in there

hang on in the book david is on an artic trip so we could just slip in

yeah but what about gruffen and gadzooks

Ah.

Um...

we could dress up as dragons?

Yeah! oh what about mooney?

mooney do you want to come?

um ok

oh we were hoping you would say no but thats ok

Here is a dragon costume which i know is way to big for you

(all of them quickly change and soon they are all dragons)

right here goes (rings door bell) DING DONG!

whoa...

Lucy Pennykettle: I will get it!

Elizbeth Pennykettle: Lucy could you take Gadzooks with you?

L.P: oh ok! (she grabs gadzooks and opens the door)

Um April fools?

L.P *blinks* what?

um isn't it april I mean um i don't know what i mean um can we come in?

G.Z hrrr haarrhoorr hrrhhrrr

L.P yes i know zooky but i really like these um these um fluffy toys maybe we could let them in?

G.Z hrrrhhr *nods head up and down*

L.P: Yay! cmon you lot you coming up to my room

Hey can i come to because i am supposed to do that finsh and--

L.P: No.

G.Z: hrrrr

aww cmon! please i really wanna stay i haven't seen venice i-- *door slams*

L.P: There *runs up stairs*