The Rugby ball 4000

Wombat: I have invented something!

Mooney: ok wat is it?

Wombat: The Rugby ball 4000!

Mooney: dats ben invented alredy

Wombat: Has it? Ok then let's but the Tv rugby--

Mooney: YOU WATCH TV ON IT?!

Wombat: Uh-huh, You watch Television while you play

Mooney: Lets hav a go shal we?

Wombat: yeah!

*Wombat Turns it on and they start to play rugby*

Mooney: I have the ball and-- ooohh Dancing on ice-- Ow!

*mooney monkey gets distracted watching Dancing On ice and crash into a poll, The ball flys into the air spinning while play harry hills tv burp which incerdently is wombats favourite program, So wombat watched and got very dizzy and Fell over*

Mooney: Ow...

*The Tv shows an atomic bomb blowing up and then the rugby ball explodes*

Wombat: Damn.

*Plinky Enters*

Plinky: What the f--

Wombat: It's my fault! I invented something which didn't work. . .

Plinky: This might work *plinky holds up a hat with something on top of it*

The Letter

*Plinky, Wombat and mooney monkey are sitting around looking extremlly bored*

Mooney: Post.

*Post comes through the door and plinky picks it up*

Plinky: For you.

Mooney: fanks. *Mooney monkey starts reading the letter than starts crying*

Wombat: Whoa.

Mooney: Mi granni died and i mised the furnel!

Plinky: I thought you hated her

Mooney: I did

Wombat: Now listen... you really go to that funerel?

Mooney: *Sniff*

Wombat: I dunno.

Mooney: i fort yu wer gunna mak a tim mashin

Plinky: What's a Tim Machine?

Wombat : Time machine

Plinky: i can make one-- oh

Wombat: One word. Book

Plinky: What has that?--oh

Mooney: guys can you stop saying oh?

Plinky: It's a miracle!

Wombat: The Monkey speaks!

Mooney: i've been talking all my Life

Wombat: The Monkey is learning!

*Wombat And Plinky start dancing together sing ing a song about the learning monkey*

Mooney: I still don't get what you are say-- oh my god! i can talk propelly

*pause*

Wombat: What about this letter?

Plinky: What is in it?

Wombat: Let's find out. . .

Mooney: oh It's tax return

Wombat: Wow. i can almost feeling the fear, DON'T READ LETTERS OVER MY SHOULDER!
Not that one this one

Mooney: free pizza if you buy a margerita for 5 pounds? how do you do that anyway?

This is easy!

Ok we have gonthroian, zamarok--

POOF!

ok we don't have that gang but--

POOOF!

Gerbilzzz gang!

Phoebe: what how? oh yeah that wizard guy and oh no....

Wizard: um where am i?

we will deal with you later once we have got plinky back from bobs epic day. . .

*bobs epic day*

ok you gonna jump into the portal thingie over there, aright?

That's a portal another dimension isn't?

well yes but. . .

ok i'm not going---

POOF!

whoa. . .

well plinkys back and everyone one is back except orlaigh and miranda and the cullens. . . and skully. . .

did you just do that?

yeah if you want somthing to happen in a post, when you don't want to carry on the story you don't do anything, i mean ok you wizard go back!

POOF

there? that was easy wasn't it

Flippen'eck...

We don't knwo how this hapend but it seems everyone is being sucked into the computer because of a stone which i don't think is the least bit magic.

Guuutthhhhiixxx!!!

not magic MYSTRIOUSO!

have you been watching the royal thingie soap?

no i have been watching--arggghhh!!! *plinky is suddenly sucked into the computer*

NOOO!!! oh dear god....

*Bob is standing where plinky was*

oh i have always wanted to do this! YOUR A NOOB!!!

i could own you!

I cod on u beter!

this is awsome... hey what is this? *bob gives wombat a burnt tuna* yuck...

*in runescape*

hey can someone help me! i seem to be a barrel!

Phoebe: Stop it! ah... *phoebe is now a cowbell*

Glory muffin: so much for vizard powers...

Hope: Vizard?

Glory: German Wizards...

Hope: oh i see ah.... *hope is now a Crate*

*in bobs epic day*

Flippen'eck where the what?

hello and welcome to hell! no makeup on wensdays or thursdays wake up 50 at ay time time for nap on the meat don't where socks oh sundays!--

Aright aright! hey hello Mr raccoon *raccon comes up to plinky*

whats all this Mr racoon Bull @P::{;#; my names randy!

you can talk?!

of course i can @76^$&I$% talk! now follow me!

The plan

pshhshhhsppshshshshs

Dude what are you saying? we can't understand you...

I am whispering!

cool!.........whats wispperring?

*plinky, wombat and mooney monkey are getting over their laughter and starting to stand up, but when they see the look on gonthorians face they crack up laughing again*

is this some illness?

yeah dude.... it's you.

but i am--

we know.

ooh....

*in youtube*

Hope: we have to find four people we can swap with because we have the stone here!

Phoebe: i found a piece of plasticine on the floor.

wonderful.

*back in the real world*

Look guys shut up we need to talk!

*wombat stops laughing as zamarok points his staff to him*

aright aright! ok i will talk.. right what happend was is.......*then wombat explains the whole thing about the stone and where it came from and all it's vacations it's children and it's wife-- but anyway moving swiftly on he explains that four of his friends are stuck in youtube*

oh no!....................whats a yudube?

ok so we gotta go back haven't we?

how?

use that stone!

when wombat through it at our friends the stone went with them...

hang on if they are in youtube we can watch them!

*gonthorian comes in* friends it is i!

yes it is you!

*gonthorian has brought in a machine which puts pictures of swords on the screen*

ah.. what a fantastic machine!

what is that for?

nothing much.

I *bang* like *bang* Waffles! *bang*

The Stone...

*wombat plinky and mooney monkey are back in there lab with the people from the gerbilzzzz... complain to them*

Gerbilz Gang: where is our ice cream!/ you stole it!/ i am hungry! etc etc...

Hey shut up! (to wombat) why not use that stone that copper left?

oh yeah.... hah! *wombat throws the stone at them the gerbilzz gang vanish to replace four people...*

oh my god...

*the four people is gonthorian, guthix, saradomin and zamarok*

what???

o eck... wat do we do now

*in youtube*

Random kid: I love gods exposed! *the kid watches it only to find phoebe the italics guy and two gerbilzzz standing on the gods farm...* eh? what the!?

*back to the lab*

Gonthroian: excuse me sir! what am i doing here? i am gonthorian--

slayer of deamons!

Gonthorian: oh um compleater--

of really hard quests i know you! and saradomin! ah you are so funny when you are going "zammmmaorookkk" "saaarraaadomiinn!" "hey guthix" "we like pie!"

*Mooney monkey, plinky and wombat crack up in laughter while guthix bans his head on the wall*

Guthix: i like pie too!

*back in youtube*

Phoebe: hey italics come and sit down!

no... thats a pigsty you already sitting in a pile of shi--

Hope: hey guys! i think i know why we are here!

Phoebe: why?

Hope: because remember when wombat through that stone at us?

yeah..

Hope: well i think that teleports people into youtube and teleports people intot he really world it's like a swap four people go into youtube and four people in youtube come out you see now?

*there is a moment of silience as phoebe, glory and the italics guy stare blankly and blink...*

*back in the really world wombat, plinky and mooney are still laughing*

Zamarok: whats the matter?

Saradomin: i have a feeling we are in another dimension

Guthix: cool!........................whats a dimbrechun?

Gonthorian: Friends i have a plan!

The Stone...

White Clouds...and the end...

Ok everyone outside! copper come with me

C.B: Why?

ok you are part of the wood clan yes?

C.B: Yes...

can you knit gold?

C.B: Um yes but--

do you have the charm necklace--

braclet not necklac

ok Bracelet?

C.B: Yes but--

give it here it is very important! *wombat puts it on the floor when suddenly a white cloud forms in the sky and wombat looks up, trips and kicks the charm bracelet away*

NOOO!!!! we have to get it i'm sure that's the only way back to chalkncheese!

C.B: My Charm bracelet!

Railek: More to the point what about the white clouds!

Oh hang wombat i have read this! it's only you can save mankind and they are the....Screewee fleet!

I am the captain we surender.

F.P(Ffup): we didn't even attack you!

E.P: and who are you?

I am the captain of the screewee fleet!

i have an idea copper keep them chatting carpet people

C.P: yeah/what is it/ what do ya want?...

can you hop down that grate and get the charm bracelet

B: yeah we could do that couldn't we?

B.C: I don't think so...

S.B: we can do it!

*The carpet people hop down into the grate*

F.P: Do you like bananas?

sorry?

F.P do you like em? there quite nice

yes i have it! ok *wombat puts it on the floor and stamps in it the charm bracelet breaks and starts to form a portal*

C.B: whoa!

Railek: It looks silly! my foot has gone and my heeeadd.............

*all the people from books start to melt into dust and float into the portal*

See ya bro!

W.E: Bye!

*Soon there is only a couple left and then the portal closed to reval a stone...*

Hope: phew what? oh we missed it...

phoebe: damn...

well theres a bugger...

no more people except for the people where orlaigh is but let's not bother her

oh plese i wana se mi--

ALL: NO!

oh fine...

i wonder.. *wombat picks up the stone and puts it away with a smile on his face...*


The End.

The Great Rush

It is time for the GREAT RUSH!!!!! EVERYONE LISTEN UP THERE IS ICE CEAM OUTSIDE!

*the house tremurs as millions of characters from books come rushing out side and then a "aww! cmon!"*

ow dat hut man

Ouch i can't fell myself *plinky suddenlys clicks* There we go!

C.B: Can i have Railek back now?

what? oh yeah! here... *wombat hands over Railek*

B: Let us out! we may be small but we want ice cream!

*Outside they here somthing*

Come and get yo ice creams!

come on out for an ass whoopin!

What?

C.B: How rude!

*ring ring*

Oh hang on a sec Hello?

G.E(Gwithian Evans): Hey wombat!

Hey gwithian! Wow i haven't herad from you in ages!

G.E: well i have just been sorting out this ice cream truck...

what....

G.E: yep it's my transformers i found in my back yard

Oh wow. So um where did you get all the ice cream

G.E:We went to gerbilzzzz and found some ice cream sundae in the gutter so yeah BUT DON'T WORRY we cleaned it.

Ok.... bye!

G.E: Bye!

C.B: what was that about?

i'll explain later i just need to do somthing first

wats dat

Sort out this mess

C.B: Can i come?

Yeah sure cmon plinky and mooney i need you and Copper

C.B: Yes?

bring Railek!

Railek

Ok copper have you got Railek?

C.B: Yes but...

give him here i need to do somthing

C.B: um but...

please...

C.B: Oh ok...

*Copper pulls out Railek and gives it--

R.K(Railek) Hey Star guy i am not a thing...

*Sorry any way copper give him to wombat*

C.B: Um you won't be able to speak--

Um hi railek

R.K: How can you talk to me?

I'm a toy aswell...

R.K: Oh

Now tell me Railek if me a mooney and plinky got here without forgetting so how did you get here

R.K: Well me and copper were just saying hello to amythist when she came back then these weird gerbil things a girl and a bent man came flying a cross and we were caught up in this flying thing and went in a whirlwind and landed in this street

Oh heck what have those people and gerbilzzzz

C.B: Gerbillzzzz?

Ffup is going mad...

OK OK Ffup calm down!

L.P He is so sweet!

F.P(Ffup): Raahh i hat small rooms!

All Carpet people: Ahhhhhhhh Rune for you lives/ Save your children!/ Help help help!

Oh no

fantasbic bril dis is fantasbic

E.P: This is awful!

G.Z: Hhhrrhhrrhhhrrrrhhr

L.P: Yes i know

W.E: I am fed up.

ok everyone out of the house now! *wombat scoops up the carpet people in his scarf*

S.B: Hey!

P.M: Put us down!

No i am taking you outside!

G: Out side? what is this Outside?

W: It is teribbile i tell you

yeah yeah just shut up

W: But-

one more word!

W: Listen!

right that's it *Wombat Covers the carpet people in the rest of his scarf*

C.B: Oh poor things

B*poking out from the edge*: I am not a thing!

C.B: Oh sorry

Ok copper can you come down stairs with me!

C.B: Oh why?

I need you for somthing and why is there a wardrobe next to me i don't remeber that Ha! I know your in there.... Italics Guy

Oh dammit! *storms out*

hehe! Anyway come here

C.B: Hmmm

(From upstairs)

F.P: raaahhhh!!!!

Hell. that is all there is to say.

L.P: What are these things?

P.M(Pismire): We are not things, we are munrungs and dumii and some of us are wights!

G.K(Glurk): Why don't we just kill'em?

S.B: that is what we are doing!

E.P: aww they are so cute!

B(Bane): Cute?! HOW DARE YOU! YAAAAAHHH!!! (Bane rushes at the feet of E.P and starts stabbing wildly at her shoe)

E.P: yeoooww!! ouch!!!

L.P: (picking up bane by the waist) Stop it!

B: Garrrhhh!!!!!!!!!!! (Bane madly starts stabbing L.Ps fingers)

L.P: Stop! ow!

Now listen you gits!

(everyone has gone silent)

(then the door opens)

C.B(copper beech): What where am i?

Um i don't know her...

Neither do i..

hey giys i red coper and it is god bok! and um yeh

Oh ok

wel who is dis den?

(another person has barged in)

Flippen'eck...

Oh My God

(Another Wombat Evans has come in)

This is bad

W.E: Hey everyone! what the hell! it's me!

and he is the same text colour! *faints*

How......Oh.... Gwithian wrote a book about you

C.B: There are two of you!

S.B: This is impossible!

W.T: I have not seen this and cannot remember!?

B.C(Brocando): Men we must unite to these gods!

W.E and wombat: We are not gods

(Then the worst one of all came in... Ffup the dragon)

F.P: Raaahhhh!!!!!!

Oh S**t

what a rude penguin! anyway--

L.P: But where...?

From the chimnie! ahhhhhh I got flatend by father christmas!

wot. da. hel.

It's not even Christmas...

Best place ever........not.... and scary....

L.P: So what is your name?

um my name is Wombat Evans and this is Plinky Evans

hi

and um this monkey thing here is--

i am not a monkey thing i am a dragon

That was perfect spelling...

L.P: so why are you all here?

(they all look and mooney monkey)

*wimper* um i dont no!

OK fine we are penguins

(wombat and plinky take of there costumes)

L.P: but hang on if the monkey is a dragon then--

tada! (mooney monkey does a sort of stripper thing and pulls off his t-shirt you can probably guess what has happened here.)

L.P: Yuck.

flippin'eck

(just then E.P bursts in (see last post))

E.P: Now what is-- ahhhhhh!!!!! a naked monkey! first a squirrel in the house now a naked monkey!

Um um! aha! (wombat has found a pair of frilli pants and puts them over mooney)

(then another person bursts in! But there is no one there and then they look down and see a army of tiny people lead by Snibril, Pismire, Glurk, Brocando and Bane!)

flippin'eck

This just gets better and better...

(snibril will be know as S.B)

S.B: Goodness the world is fantastic out of the carpet!

L.P: Carpet? d you live in a carpet?

(from the tiny army a wight barges to the front)

(the wight will be known as W.T)

W.T: I rember this in the furture! terrible things will happen

S.B Men we must attack! To arms men!

(one of the deftmene raises one hand)

S.B; Yes?

D.M(Deftmene): what does that mean? We all have two arms!

S.B: That means to battle!

D.M: Oh! ok charrrggee!

S.C(squad commander): sqaaaaud one.......fire!!!! goooo baccckkk sqqaaaauud two foward!.......fiiiiiire! sqqqaauuud one reload squuad one forward!

Whoa.

L.P: OW! you shot me in the foot

(from the window) whatr will happen nooo!! (suddenly a dragon pulls on the ladder he is standing on and italics guy falls.)

G.D: hrrrr!!!!

Dead blog (maybe)

This is wombat here and i have a very important message. We might have to close this blog off...

*faints*

Unless we don't get a plot line BOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!! we are dead ok?

hey wombat whats that thing over there? (plinky points to a weird object)

That looks like a house hang on! we are in a street!

Have you read the fire series?

yeah I have why?

Because this is house number 42 the penny kettles house...

O

M

GGGGGGGGGG!

mooney you ruined it

sozy

so um shall we camp in there or--

look there is already a lodger in there

hang on in the book david is on an artic trip so we could just slip in

yeah but what about gruffen and gadzooks

Ah.

Um...

we could dress up as dragons?

Yeah! oh what about mooney?

mooney do you want to come?

um ok

oh we were hoping you would say no but thats ok

Here is a dragon costume which i know is way to big for you

(all of them quickly change and soon they are all dragons)

right here goes (rings door bell) DING DONG!

whoa...

Lucy Pennykettle: I will get it!

Elizbeth Pennykettle: Lucy could you take Gadzooks with you?

L.P: oh ok! (she grabs gadzooks and opens the door)

Um April fools?

L.P *blinks* what?

um isn't it april I mean um i don't know what i mean um can we come in?

G.Z hrrr haarrhoorr hrrhhrrr

L.P yes i know zooky but i really like these um these um fluffy toys maybe we could let them in?

G.Z hrrrhhr *nods head up and down*

L.P: Yay! cmon you lot you coming up to my room

Hey can i come to because i am supposed to do that finsh and--

L.P: No.

G.Z: hrrrr

aww cmon! please i really wanna stay i haven't seen venice i-- *door slams*

L.P: There *runs up stairs*

Fake mad monkey

Ok sorry we haven't been posting for a while but y'know we got a bit bored, since the police came and took away the fake mad monkey. We have just been here a long time.

hm yeh and de monkey macine brok

Yes me and plinkys Monkey tranlautour broke which is very bad

it is good for me

Yes, Well not good for us.

mm...........

Well, When we found out that mad monkey was a fake, Mooney monkey tied him and plinky gagged him and i phoned the police. Now you are probably wondering what harm can telling a story do but actually he asked us some questions, and the police have been pusing him loads of times and now they have caught him. Apparently he works for some criminal agentcy, but i don't know......

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............*yawn* I is very tired........

Yes, This is winky for people who don't look at wombat's web.

hey hang on shod dis be womnat and pinkys blogie cuz i nevr say anyfing

That's cuz you don't bother to type anything.

good pont

I am gonna watch mahan mahna on youtube

*from the computer* mahna mahna do do do do mahna mahna!

Haha.................

*suddenly there is a loud crash from the back garden which turns into a sonic boom*

ahhh i is scared!

it is ok Winky cmon everyone get in the escape car!

*they all hop in a car and drive off just as the lab blows up behind them- well half of it the part they were sitting in is on wheels and is now driving down the road*

what will happen nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

don't play that tape plinky

sorry it is in a chemist priced two shillings...

Back on ground

hi dis is money monkey here just to tel yu dat we landed perfectly so dat is good and we also--

hey mooney!

mad monkey?

yep dats me!

yay!

*the two monkeys hug eachother*

*Suddenly plinky and wombat walk into the room*

ok now plinky you have to get this right you stick the plug into the cuclautor and--

hey yu penquins dis is mi cosin mad monkey!

Well i am pleased to meet you

*plinky and wombat shake hands--or flippers seeing as they are penguins then yeah...*

Why the heck are you here?

wel yu no in jams bond films?

haha! *plinky brings out a machine and zaps mmad monkey with it*

Ow, what did you do-- Hang on! i can write now!

Well yeah it isn't perfect i can work on it but yes carry on

Well you know sometimes theyhave a trap door under there feet so they can escape

yes....

Well when Orlaigh was chatting i was poking around with my feet

mmhm........

and then i pressed a red button and fell through

ooh...

and fell into a street and relised it was my cosins mooneys street!

and dats were yu *zaapp* And plinky and me come in

wow that is quite a story. So do you think orlaigh is trying to find you?

i dunno.

mmm well yes

WELCOME TO THE IMAX EXPERICNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what? how? where? why?

I AM THE OLDER BROTHER EXPERINCE!

you have a brother?

YES HE IS CALLED THE ITALICS GUY EXPERINCER!

Damnit.

In Space

right now we are in a saterlite orbiting cackrofoon.........don't ask...........oh fine! in the last post as you know the italics guy flew up into the sky and landed in phoebes house (see Gerbilzzzz...).

Now getting to the point you know the banana skin fell down yeah? and then the engine fell from the sky and blew us up to space, yeah i know you cant breath in space but we were going so fast we didn't have time to breath.

hey guys somfin apered on da satalight.

Oh what is it?

it loks lik a lod of tiny yelow dots.

I know what i should invent next

What?

A monkeytranslater3000

Thats a bit of a mouthful

(chewing somthing) mmmrrhghgh ok will remove the 3000 *wombat takes out a chewed up 3000- well i say 3000 but it looks more like 300*

Lovely.

Dats not lovely dats gros

I was being sarcastic

wat does dat mean?

SHUT UP!!!!

soz

anyway what about these space ships???

hang on dey lok lik der darleks dat capchewed me wen robot gwif was on the los

(PLinky and wombat are just standing there slowly getting lower and lower)

urrgghhh can't speak..............

wat is it oooooooo!!! plinky wat do i pres to get he mesage up?

the florencet one

got it

doctor this is your final chance we darleks will shoot!

hey guys calm stay cool i am moony monkey!

what?

Yeh!

Damnit! we in the wrong blog cmon lets go!

(suddenly all the darleks vainsh leaveing floating)

uhhhh...........what the hell?

proplem

Very bad situashun right no pinky and womnat r in halki werever dat is i dont no but they left me to buld the plane and it looks kind of like a banana but i am sure it will work.

Hello We are back everyone!!!! and what is that.

it is my plane

It looks like a banana

so?

So? It matters it could crash!

well he can just di so he cant com on any bloggies no more

Good point but we can't pointlessly kill of a really person

What is that humming noise?

What humming noise? OH NO!!!!

See you soon!!!!

No Wait!

*the plane zooms off perfectly*

Oh thats good--

KA-BOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um yeah well ur

*millions of clothes fall from the sky mostly pants*

Urggh dey hav poo in dem

And Wee

He must of wet himself before the plane blew up

Yuk

Urgghh.

*suddenly a giant banana skin falls from the sky*

I better turn off this post then.

Tea

helo this is money monkley and my pinky

Plinky!

fine plinky and womnat

Womnat! Womnat! it's wombat!

wateveranyway we ar al driking tea it is pg tips were i cam from!

Actually you came from Ebay

so

oh well, how is the scar from when we cut a silt?

It is fine

Not like you to use caputul on your words

dat was my being sily

Well.... um...... yes...............

Hey Plinky.

Yeah?

Do you like gerbils?

Um i never incounted one before.

Well here is your-- whoa!

*Wombat Suddenly split tea all over himself*

What will happen next?

What? Your invading Mooney monkeys bloggie aswell?????????????????????????

well you know i am out of a job and i wanna do some more cliff hanger and i can't because blog bear won't have me and neither will mad monkey so i thought i would turn up on this blog

Well, i tell you what, me and plinky will make a plane so you can fly anywheer you want. You could fly to hollywood and-- no orlaigh is there so just go anywhere in the plane i don't know.

Cool thanks! i will get packed!

ok!

no wat

Well me and plinky are going to build this plane.

can i help?

Well if you like but you have to do everything i say.

fine i beter turn of dis post den

You should

Can i please do it once?

Fine.

What wll happen next? Will there ever build my plane, will i ever Pack? Will orlaigh ever get out? will i ever get a job? Will bananas go to heaven ever go on broadway?

THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vacum 3000

helo ppl it is boring no dat orla mirand gwif and mad monci ave gone but i dounn wer dey gon hmmm wel at lest i gopt wonmbt and pinky

It's Plinky not pinky!

oh soz

Never mind right now where does this go hmmm there! TADA!

wot is it

it is the vacum cleaner 3000!

wi 3000?

well Agent G called all his inventions 3000 so i thought maybe you know add to my inventions

o......wot does it do

well there are 54 settings you clip the hick frame in ther and put th.......

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


and that is how to work the Vacum 3000

soz i was sleping o! red button i lov red buttons!

*mooney monkey hits red button*

Noooo!! thats the autopilot i haven't fixed the autopilot yet!

vroooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vooooooooooooooooooooosuck

help!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is stuc!!!

Wombat!!!

yeah? oh my gosh!

right get ready to pull heave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i stil stuc

Your to fat!

exuse me?

Well look your a bean bag! hang on

no! you are not cutting me up noooooo

*Wombat and Plinky snip a bit of mooney monkey little beads go everywhere and a big hamburger splats on the floor and mooney monkey falls out*

put dem beads in me!!

Yeah it is going to pretty horrible so i better turn off this post.