Flippen'eck...

We don't knwo how this hapend but it seems everyone is being sucked into the computer because of a stone which i don't think is the least bit magic.

Guuutthhhhiixxx!!!

not magic MYSTRIOUSO!

have you been watching the royal thingie soap?

no i have been watching--arggghhh!!! *plinky is suddenly sucked into the computer*

NOOO!!! oh dear god....

*Bob is standing where plinky was*

oh i have always wanted to do this! YOUR A NOOB!!!

i could own you!

I cod on u beter!

this is awsome... hey what is this? *bob gives wombat a burnt tuna* yuck...

*in runescape*

hey can someone help me! i seem to be a barrel!

Phoebe: Stop it! ah... *phoebe is now a cowbell*

Glory muffin: so much for vizard powers...

Hope: Vizard?

Glory: German Wizards...

Hope: oh i see ah.... *hope is now a Crate*

*in bobs epic day*

Flippen'eck where the what?

hello and welcome to hell! no makeup on wensdays or thursdays wake up 50 at ay time time for nap on the meat don't where socks oh sundays!--

Aright aright! hey hello Mr raccoon *raccon comes up to plinky*

whats all this Mr racoon Bull @P::{;#; my names randy!

you can talk?!

of course i can @76^$&I$% talk! now follow me!

The plan

pshhshhhsppshshshshs

Dude what are you saying? we can't understand you...

I am whispering!

cool!.........whats wispperring?

*plinky, wombat and mooney monkey are getting over their laughter and starting to stand up, but when they see the look on gonthorians face they crack up laughing again*

is this some illness?

yeah dude.... it's you.

but i am--

we know.

ooh....

*in youtube*

Hope: we have to find four people we can swap with because we have the stone here!

Phoebe: i found a piece of plasticine on the floor.

wonderful.

*back in the real world*

Look guys shut up we need to talk!

*wombat stops laughing as zamarok points his staff to him*

aright aright! ok i will talk.. right what happend was is.......*then wombat explains the whole thing about the stone and where it came from and all it's vacations it's children and it's wife-- but anyway moving swiftly on he explains that four of his friends are stuck in youtube*

oh no!....................whats a yudube?

ok so we gotta go back haven't we?

how?

use that stone!

when wombat through it at our friends the stone went with them...

hang on if they are in youtube we can watch them!

*gonthorian comes in* friends it is i!

yes it is you!

*gonthorian has brought in a machine which puts pictures of swords on the screen*

ah.. what a fantastic machine!

what is that for?

nothing much.

I *bang* like *bang* Waffles! *bang*

The Stone...

*wombat plinky and mooney monkey are back in there lab with the people from the gerbilzzzz... complain to them*

Gerbilz Gang: where is our ice cream!/ you stole it!/ i am hungry! etc etc...

Hey shut up! (to wombat) why not use that stone that copper left?

oh yeah.... hah! *wombat throws the stone at them the gerbilzz gang vanish to replace four people...*

oh my god...

*the four people is gonthorian, guthix, saradomin and zamarok*

what???

o eck... wat do we do now

*in youtube*

Random kid: I love gods exposed! *the kid watches it only to find phoebe the italics guy and two gerbilzzz standing on the gods farm...* eh? what the!?

*back to the lab*

Gonthroian: excuse me sir! what am i doing here? i am gonthorian--

slayer of deamons!

Gonthorian: oh um compleater--

of really hard quests i know you! and saradomin! ah you are so funny when you are going "zammmmaorookkk" "saaarraaadomiinn!" "hey guthix" "we like pie!"

*Mooney monkey, plinky and wombat crack up in laughter while guthix bans his head on the wall*

Guthix: i like pie too!

*back in youtube*

Phoebe: hey italics come and sit down!

no... thats a pigsty you already sitting in a pile of shi--

Hope: hey guys! i think i know why we are here!

Phoebe: why?

Hope: because remember when wombat through that stone at us?

yeah..

Hope: well i think that teleports people into youtube and teleports people intot he really world it's like a swap four people go into youtube and four people in youtube come out you see now?

*there is a moment of silience as phoebe, glory and the italics guy stare blankly and blink...*

*back in the really world wombat, plinky and mooney are still laughing*

Zamarok: whats the matter?

Saradomin: i have a feeling we are in another dimension

Guthix: cool!........................whats a dimbrechun?

Gonthorian: Friends i have a plan!

The Stone...

White Clouds...and the end...

Ok everyone outside! copper come with me

C.B: Why?

ok you are part of the wood clan yes?

C.B: Yes...

can you knit gold?

C.B: Um yes but--

do you have the charm necklace--

braclet not necklac

ok Bracelet?

C.B: Yes but--

give it here it is very important! *wombat puts it on the floor when suddenly a white cloud forms in the sky and wombat looks up, trips and kicks the charm bracelet away*

NOOO!!!! we have to get it i'm sure that's the only way back to chalkncheese!

C.B: My Charm bracelet!

Railek: More to the point what about the white clouds!

Oh hang wombat i have read this! it's only you can save mankind and they are the....Screewee fleet!

I am the captain we surender.

F.P(Ffup): we didn't even attack you!

E.P: and who are you?

I am the captain of the screewee fleet!

i have an idea copper keep them chatting carpet people

C.P: yeah/what is it/ what do ya want?...

can you hop down that grate and get the charm bracelet

B: yeah we could do that couldn't we?

B.C: I don't think so...

S.B: we can do it!

*The carpet people hop down into the grate*

F.P: Do you like bananas?

sorry?

F.P do you like em? there quite nice

yes i have it! ok *wombat puts it on the floor and stamps in it the charm bracelet breaks and starts to form a portal*

C.B: whoa!

Railek: It looks silly! my foot has gone and my heeeadd.............

*all the people from books start to melt into dust and float into the portal*

See ya bro!

W.E: Bye!

*Soon there is only a couple left and then the portal closed to reval a stone...*

Hope: phew what? oh we missed it...

phoebe: damn...

well theres a bugger...

no more people except for the people where orlaigh is but let's not bother her

oh plese i wana se mi--

ALL: NO!

oh fine...

i wonder.. *wombat picks up the stone and puts it away with a smile on his face...*


The End.

The Great Rush

It is time for the GREAT RUSH!!!!! EVERYONE LISTEN UP THERE IS ICE CEAM OUTSIDE!

*the house tremurs as millions of characters from books come rushing out side and then a "aww! cmon!"*

ow dat hut man

Ouch i can't fell myself *plinky suddenlys clicks* There we go!

C.B: Can i have Railek back now?

what? oh yeah! here... *wombat hands over Railek*

B: Let us out! we may be small but we want ice cream!

*Outside they here somthing*

Come and get yo ice creams!

come on out for an ass whoopin!

What?

C.B: How rude!

*ring ring*

Oh hang on a sec Hello?

G.E(Gwithian Evans): Hey wombat!

Hey gwithian! Wow i haven't herad from you in ages!

G.E: well i have just been sorting out this ice cream truck...

what....

G.E: yep it's my transformers i found in my back yard

Oh wow. So um where did you get all the ice cream

G.E:We went to gerbilzzzz and found some ice cream sundae in the gutter so yeah BUT DON'T WORRY we cleaned it.

Ok.... bye!

G.E: Bye!

C.B: what was that about?

i'll explain later i just need to do somthing first

wats dat

Sort out this mess

C.B: Can i come?

Yeah sure cmon plinky and mooney i need you and Copper

C.B: Yes?

bring Railek!

Railek

Ok copper have you got Railek?

C.B: Yes but...

give him here i need to do somthing

C.B: um but...

please...

C.B: Oh ok...

*Copper pulls out Railek and gives it--

R.K(Railek) Hey Star guy i am not a thing...

*Sorry any way copper give him to wombat*

C.B: Um you won't be able to speak--

Um hi railek

R.K: How can you talk to me?

I'm a toy aswell...

R.K: Oh

Now tell me Railek if me a mooney and plinky got here without forgetting so how did you get here

R.K: Well me and copper were just saying hello to amythist when she came back then these weird gerbil things a girl and a bent man came flying a cross and we were caught up in this flying thing and went in a whirlwind and landed in this street

Oh heck what have those people and gerbilzzzz

C.B: Gerbillzzzz?

Ffup is going mad...

OK OK Ffup calm down!

L.P He is so sweet!

F.P(Ffup): Raahh i hat small rooms!

All Carpet people: Ahhhhhhhh Rune for you lives/ Save your children!/ Help help help!

Oh no

fantasbic bril dis is fantasbic

E.P: This is awful!

G.Z: Hhhrrhhrrhhhrrrrhhr

L.P: Yes i know

W.E: I am fed up.

ok everyone out of the house now! *wombat scoops up the carpet people in his scarf*

S.B: Hey!

P.M: Put us down!

No i am taking you outside!

G: Out side? what is this Outside?

W: It is teribbile i tell you

yeah yeah just shut up

W: But-

one more word!

W: Listen!

right that's it *Wombat Covers the carpet people in the rest of his scarf*

C.B: Oh poor things

B*poking out from the edge*: I am not a thing!

C.B: Oh sorry

Ok copper can you come down stairs with me!

C.B: Oh why?

I need you for somthing and why is there a wardrobe next to me i don't remeber that Ha! I know your in there.... Italics Guy

Oh dammit! *storms out*

hehe! Anyway come here

C.B: Hmmm

(From upstairs)

F.P: raaahhhh!!!!

Hell. that is all there is to say.

L.P: What are these things?

P.M(Pismire): We are not things, we are munrungs and dumii and some of us are wights!

G.K(Glurk): Why don't we just kill'em?

S.B: that is what we are doing!

E.P: aww they are so cute!

B(Bane): Cute?! HOW DARE YOU! YAAAAAHHH!!! (Bane rushes at the feet of E.P and starts stabbing wildly at her shoe)

E.P: yeoooww!! ouch!!!

L.P: (picking up bane by the waist) Stop it!

B: Garrrhhh!!!!!!!!!!! (Bane madly starts stabbing L.Ps fingers)

L.P: Stop! ow!

Now listen you gits!

(everyone has gone silent)

(then the door opens)

C.B(copper beech): What where am i?

Um i don't know her...

Neither do i..

hey giys i red coper and it is god bok! and um yeh

Oh ok

wel who is dis den?

(another person has barged in)

Flippen'eck...

Oh My God

(Another Wombat Evans has come in)

This is bad

W.E: Hey everyone! what the hell! it's me!

and he is the same text colour! *faints*

How......Oh.... Gwithian wrote a book about you

C.B: There are two of you!

S.B: This is impossible!

W.T: I have not seen this and cannot remember!?

B.C(Brocando): Men we must unite to these gods!

W.E and wombat: We are not gods

(Then the worst one of all came in... Ffup the dragon)

F.P: Raaahhhh!!!!!!

Oh S**t

what a rude penguin! anyway--

L.P: But where...?

From the chimnie! ahhhhhh I got flatend by father christmas!

wot. da. hel.

It's not even Christmas...