Fake mad monkey

Ok sorry we haven't been posting for a while but y'know we got a bit bored, since the police came and took away the fake mad monkey. We have just been here a long time.

hm yeh and de monkey macine brok

Yes me and plinkys Monkey tranlautour broke which is very bad

it is good for me

Yes, Well not good for us.

mm...........

Well, When we found out that mad monkey was a fake, Mooney monkey tied him and plinky gagged him and i phoned the police. Now you are probably wondering what harm can telling a story do but actually he asked us some questions, and the police have been pusing him loads of times and now they have caught him. Apparently he works for some criminal agentcy, but i don't know......

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............*yawn* I is very tired........

Yes, This is winky for people who don't look at wombat's web.

hey hang on shod dis be womnat and pinkys blogie cuz i nevr say anyfing

That's cuz you don't bother to type anything.

good pont

I am gonna watch mahan mahna on youtube

*from the computer* mahna mahna do do do do mahna mahna!

Haha.................

*suddenly there is a loud crash from the back garden which turns into a sonic boom*

ahhh i is scared!

it is ok Winky cmon everyone get in the escape car!

*they all hop in a car and drive off just as the lab blows up behind them- well half of it the part they were sitting in is on wheels and is now driving down the road*

what will happen nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

don't play that tape plinky

sorry it is in a chemist priced two shillings...

Back on ground

hi dis is money monkey here just to tel yu dat we landed perfectly so dat is good and we also--

hey mooney!

mad monkey?

yep dats me!

yay!

*the two monkeys hug eachother*

*Suddenly plinky and wombat walk into the room*

ok now plinky you have to get this right you stick the plug into the cuclautor and--

hey yu penquins dis is mi cosin mad monkey!

Well i am pleased to meet you

*plinky and wombat shake hands--or flippers seeing as they are penguins then yeah...*

Why the heck are you here?

wel yu no in jams bond films?

haha! *plinky brings out a machine and zaps mmad monkey with it*

Ow, what did you do-- Hang on! i can write now!

Well yeah it isn't perfect i can work on it but yes carry on

Well you know sometimes theyhave a trap door under there feet so they can escape

yes....

Well when Orlaigh was chatting i was poking around with my feet

mmhm........

and then i pressed a red button and fell through

ooh...

and fell into a street and relised it was my cosins mooneys street!

and dats were yu *zaapp* And plinky and me come in

wow that is quite a story. So do you think orlaigh is trying to find you?

i dunno.

mmm well yes

WELCOME TO THE IMAX EXPERICNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what? how? where? why?

I AM THE OLDER BROTHER EXPERINCE!

you have a brother?

YES HE IS CALLED THE ITALICS GUY EXPERINCER!

Damnit.

In Space

right now we are in a saterlite orbiting cackrofoon.........don't ask...........oh fine! in the last post as you know the italics guy flew up into the sky and landed in phoebes house (see Gerbilzzzz...).

Now getting to the point you know the banana skin fell down yeah? and then the engine fell from the sky and blew us up to space, yeah i know you cant breath in space but we were going so fast we didn't have time to breath.

hey guys somfin apered on da satalight.

Oh what is it?

it loks lik a lod of tiny yelow dots.

I know what i should invent next

What?

A monkeytranslater3000

Thats a bit of a mouthful

(chewing somthing) mmmrrhghgh ok will remove the 3000 *wombat takes out a chewed up 3000- well i say 3000 but it looks more like 300*

Lovely.

Dats not lovely dats gros

I was being sarcastic

wat does dat mean?

SHUT UP!!!!

soz

anyway what about these space ships???

hang on dey lok lik der darleks dat capchewed me wen robot gwif was on the los

(PLinky and wombat are just standing there slowly getting lower and lower)

urrgghhh can't speak..............

wat is it oooooooo!!! plinky wat do i pres to get he mesage up?

the florencet one

got it

doctor this is your final chance we darleks will shoot!

hey guys calm stay cool i am moony monkey!

what?

Yeh!

Damnit! we in the wrong blog cmon lets go!

(suddenly all the darleks vainsh leaveing floating)

uhhhh...........what the hell?