Darlek!!!

At this very moment a darlek is invading! you see mooney monkey got the darlek for his birthday!!!!!!!!
oh crap
Exterminate!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.....
HE IS STUNNED KILL THE MONKEY.
O NO U DONET THICKO
EXTERMINATE BZZZZZZZ HE IS STUNNED. OTHER DARLEKS, DARLEK THAY
READY
DARLEK CAAN
READY
DARLEK SEC
READY, CARRY PRISONERS TO THE SHIP, AND FIND THE DOCTER

Darlek!!!

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helo i am mooney monkey! and i hav a coosin caled mad monkey. and he is the best monkey in the wolrd!
Hi i am Gwithian, and just to warn you mooney moonkey can't spell either.
yes i can u dimwit
it's my birthday soon!!!!!!!!
and mine
yes yours but...
i getting a dalek for birfday!
No your not, no one will ever get you a darlek (to myself) what about mad monkey?.....AHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS MESSAGE IS OUT. sorry i have sleepingistis
I wil get a dalek and thre is nofing u can do.
oh dear.
anewaa i am going to show you birfday list


MOONEY MONKEYS BIRFDAY LIST

1 Darlek

2 Al da money in da wolrd

3 big spots (Sports) ca

(this is the one i fear the most) 4 wolrd domation

5 Mega monkey gun 3000

6 water boms wif gwifs nam on it (gulp)

7 one of mad monkeys dogs (doom!)

8 paln to kil gwif (ahhhhh!)

9 jams bond gadgets (i hope that doesn't include the posion heeled shoe!)

10 misale lancher 3000

I think i will just pop out to the shops and find this...(Gwith gos out door and immidietly comes back in again) sorry nothing there!
der is u thicko
(to self) oh the shame of having a PG tips monkey....
wat was dat?
nothing!
it beter be other wis i wil bet u up in to litle pices!
(gulp)